Leading Emoquest, we have broken 6 of the 7 seals

Based on how things have been going lately and the general mood around here, it seems like we are making a strong case for winning Emoquest.  That assumes it exists alongside things like Gopher and Boilerquest. I would guess winning Emoquest would require crushing a fan base that has a tradition of winning and/or had significant promise for the season (see ND ultimately trolling us by losing our game this year). I sort of see this unfolding by our having already broken 6 of the 7 seals for Emoquest.

First seal: Making Terry Bowden look like a coach of the year candidate and then almost being Pasqualoni’d by the deadest coach walking http://imageshack.us/a/img5/3756/6ee.gif

Second seal: The stupidest game ever at PSU #alwayskeeprunningintotheline  #Borges

Third seal: Negative rushing yards against the 1980 Pittsburgh Steelers defense and 2009 Nebraska Women’s Swim team (at least that is how they play defense this year against everyone else on the schedule)

Fourth seal: Hand deciding to take the wee man to the prom instead of us after sending love notes most of the school year

Fifth seal: Our crazy ex beating Oregon in a game that included a great defensive effort (!), prompting us to admit jealously regarding watching her with a hobo

Sixth seal: GERG Davis displays offensive competence prompting viewers to consider him as a good option for OC, the heads of every Texas fan I know do this http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/27/sperm-whale-explodes-video-faroe-island_n_4349948.html

Seventh seal: This is likely broken Saturday on the field or at a bowling alley, either one will be clown-face sad or maybe it won't happen and disaster will be averted

Interested in hearing about other Emoquest candidates, assume Florida this year will likely be a strong contender.