Headlines

Submitted by mooseman on December 19th, 2008 at 11:37 PM

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Let's make the best of this. Headlines for tommorrows newspaper. I'll start. RichRod Blocked: No Beaver for Rodriquez

December 19th, 2008 at 11:40 PM ^

Shav'd Beaver Cuts Deep

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December 19th, 2008 at 11:40 PM ^

Beaver Says No to the Mitten

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December 19th, 2008 at 11:40 PM ^

Sloppy Beaver

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Yinka Double Dare

December 19th, 2008 at 11:41 PM ^

Beaver splits Beaver trims Michigan from list

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December 19th, 2008 at 11:43 PM ^

Fuck the Beaver. How's that for a newspaper headline?

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December 19th, 2008 at 11:44 PM ^

Rodriquez left to Master Tate

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December 19th, 2008 at 11:48 PM ^

Very nice.

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December 19th, 2008 at 11:50 PM ^

Loose Beaver Spoils Dick's Christmas

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December 20th, 2008 at 12:14 AM ^

My winner so far. "Loose Beaver Spoils Dick's Christmas"

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December 19th, 2008 at 11:56 PM ^

Young Beaver can't handle Rod.

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December 20th, 2008 at 12:10 AM ^

Beaver prefers warmth of Golden......Hurricanes.

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December 20th, 2008 at 12:18 AM ^

Beaver seeks a new spread

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December 20th, 2008 at 1:06 AM ^

Wally, what's wrong with the Beaver?

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December 20th, 2008 at 1:33 AM ^

Beaver No Longer Stimulated By Rod Beaver Changing Teams: Cites Conflict with Cox

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December 20th, 2008 at 1:56 AM ^

Lack of snake oil irritates Beaver.

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December 20th, 2008 at 2:06 AM ^

Beaver fucked us all and left us with a burning sensation in our genitals. OR, something was hiding in that beaver and bit us upon entry. Its late and I am jacked up so I don't know if any one of those make sense.

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December 20th, 2008 at 2:29 AM ^

Shavodrick leaves: Michigan Men critical of Beaver

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December 20th, 2008 at 2:59 AM ^

Michigan Hung Out to Dry, No Beaver for University.

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December 20th, 2008 at 3:53 AM ^

Beaver gives Tulsa Golden Shower of Praise; Switches Commitment.

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December 20th, 2008 at 8:08 AM ^

Elusive Beaver Adds Another Dickrod Disappointment

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December 20th, 2008 at 8:39 AM ^

Beaver-Spread is Pipe Dream for Michigan Fans

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zoltan the destroyer

December 20th, 2008 at 10:28 AM ^

Teenager changes mind, sparks outrage on blog

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