September 5th, 2019 at 7:22 AM ^
Sometimes brevity works.
Sometimes NOT.
September 5th, 2019 at 7:29 AM ^
How about adding "Where are the..." to the title?
September 5th, 2019 at 11:44 AM ^
Great concept!
September 5th, 2019 at 7:39 AM ^
Why didn't you do it?
September 5th, 2019 at 7:45 AM ^
They won't be by the staff here. User Neverpunt has been posting the video and summarizing some of them in the message board section.
September 5th, 2019 at 7:54 AM ^
Thanks for nothin’.
September 5th, 2019 at 7:58 AM ^
I would like to take this opportunity to say that I get a lot shoe ads on this site and I'm pretty sure it's all WD's fault.
September 5th, 2019 at 8:32 AM ^
Here you go:
Reporter - "Coach Harbaugh, is there any possible way that you can break tendency and talk directly about a specific play or part of the game and not instead speak in really vague existential sports proclamations about a question not being asked of you."
Coach Harbaugh - "Yeah, Ronnie Bell, just a quintessential winner, a tryer. Tries every play, is always there. Team really responds to adversity, just love the fight. A little loose with the football here and there, but that is football..... (long awkward pause, Coach spaces out completely), that is the way God intended for it to be played, rain or shine, up, down, whatever, just gotta use each day to get better. Really like Army though, love that smashmouth style, just really love good football plays. And two really good kickers here, that battle continues every day"
Reporter - (Looks dazed, sighs loudly). "Ok, fair enough."
September 5th, 2019 at 8:50 AM ^
See I'm a fan of...
Reporter: "I'm writing a puff piece on Cam Cheesman the long snapper and even though there was really anything of note on him from the game, could you talk about Cam so I can get some sort of usable quote to plug into my already written article?"
Harbaugh: "Cam's great. Really snaps the ball. Good guy"
Reporter: {scurries off to CTL-V that into the article}
September 5th, 2019 at 9:06 AM ^
Ann Arbor, MI - Fans focus a lot of attention on playmakers like quarterbacks and running backs. But to win a championship, the entire roster needs to work together, from the high-profile wide receiver to the walk-on scout team star.
And in the middle of it all is long snapper Cam Cheesman, a key member of the team's success.
"Cam's great. Really snaps the ball. Good guy," coach Jim Harbaugh said.
September 5th, 2019 at 10:01 AM ^
You seem cheesed about Cheeseman. Wasn't he ST player of the week?
Or maybe your aversion to punting related things goes beyond the username?
September 5th, 2019 at 10:08 AM ^
just an example, no beef with the Cheese.
September 5th, 2019 at 11:41 AM ^
FYI, internet searches work better if you spell the search item correctly.
September 5th, 2019 at 1:45 PM ^
Shoot. I blame Never Punt. I was just using his spelling. Regardless, I have been properly shamed for my less-than Maximum Effort.
FWIW, I get the same result for Cheeseman. The issue is that I'm using Bing...but I did that to get the non-result I wanted.
And the joke is now officially dead, if it was even a joke in the first place.
September 5th, 2019 at 11:04 AM ^
They are not getting transcribed on the main page but the user NeverPunt has been putting together some good summaries and posting them on the message board.