Harbaugh Shouls

Submitted by scfanblue on September 22nd, 2019 at 12:41 PM

xtramelanin

September 22nd, 2019 at 12:44 PM ^

superior, its said,

never gives up her dead,

when the losses of november come early

Image result for image of shipwreck on the shoals

shoals, shouls, tomatoe, tomato, lets call the whole thing off. 

Sopwith

September 22nd, 2019 at 1:09 PM ^

He obviously meant "Harbaugh Ghouls." I think he's suggesting supernatural forces were at work yesterday and conspired to haunt us on both lines of scrimmage.

Wendyk5

September 22nd, 2019 at 1:20 PM ^

I have this image of scfanblue, somehow both still drunk and hungover from last night, thinking, "Harbaugh Should....," and as he types it out, "H-a-r-b-a-u-g-h S-h-o-u-l......., " he literally passes out, falling on to the floor but not before his finger grazes the "s" key as he goes down. 

WesternWolverine96

September 22nd, 2019 at 1:23 PM ^

shouls- adjective, translated from eastern African latin, meaning "bandwaggon fan who's gonna get himself some Nike Khakies when we reach the glorious top of the mountain with Bo's steak eating kid."

LarryDarrell

September 23rd, 2019 at 9:46 AM ^

BRENT VENABLES.

He's the best defensive mind in college football today.  Seems to be the only DC in college football capable of stopping Elite modern offenses (i.e. in CFP formats).

Only 48 yrs old.  Has been the #2 man at top-5 programs (Oklahoma/Clemson) for the past 20 yrs (since he was 28 yrs old).  An excellent recruiter -- Rivals' 2016 National Recruiter of the year.

Knows how it's done at a top program.  Has enough experience to be ready 3 or 4 times over.  No black marks, violations, accusations in his history.  Could probably bring one of Clemson's co-OC's with him (Tony Elliott--the more proven offensive mind *or* Jeff Scott--the elite recruiter).

Dabo, Kirby Smart, Lincoln Riley, Ryan Day -- 4 of the coaches at top-5 programs in the country assumed their current positions with no prior HC'ing experience.

The answer is clear.  I personally think he's the next Nick Saban.