Gene Smith's Twitter Reveals He's as Dumb as You Thought

Note: This post is based on what appears to be a legitimate Gene Smith twitter page. It is unverified, but I think that a cursory check of his timeline suggests very strongly that the account is indeed Smith's; if not, it must be someone with privileged access to OSU events.

I'm sure I'm not the only one who has listened to Gene Smith speak and been overwhelmed by a feeling that this dude just isn't very intelligent.  But, you figure that at the very least, he must be doing something right to have achieved his status.  He just can't be as dim as he seems, right? Well, his twitter page suggests that if he is a smart guy, he does his best to disguise it.  As you read, take a moment to ponder how you'd feel if this stuff was popping up on Dave Brandon's timeline.

Some highlights:

Mens Volleyball wins in 3, last regular season home game,, undefeated at home,,,,,

On way from San Antonio to Houston to get ready for final four,,, 3 teams in one more needed,,

Ron Stokes in the house.. Looks like is working not just supporting his daughter...who (rumor has it) can take him to the hoop easily!! :)

If u r not here u should be!! Buckeye Hoops at it's best!!http://yfrog.com/h43k1bj

@Brutus249 grandkids come first!! Go where there luv to go

Tough day in the apple!!! Still love our bucks!! They still have big opportunities ahead...Hats of to UCONN and Geno..

Among other glaring mistakes that you might think would be uncharacteristic of a big-time AD, he seems to think that ellipses are constituted by anywhere between two and six commas. Sure, it's just twitter.  But go ahead and compare Smith's random capitalization and punctuation with Devin Gardner's thoughtful, lucid tweeting.

And you wondered why Gene Smith switched from written performance reviews to verbal ones... well, there's that paper trail thing, too.