East German Judge

April 3rd, 2016 at 5:07 PM ^

+1, this was an epic find.  Aewsome answers from Troy:

Asked how he’s doing: “I’m officer, sir. I’m officer.”

Asked his highest level of education: “My name is Troy Smith. I graduated from Ohio State with a degree in bachelors.”

Asked to recite the alphabet from C to W: “C. D. E. F. G. H. I. [sigh] [infinite pause]”

The last part showed that he probably didn't play school either!  No doubt he would have stumbled on the "M".

A Fan In Fargo

April 3rd, 2016 at 7:21 PM ^

I would have told him immediately that I'm actually the greatest. Also very shortly after demanding him to suck the breathalizer biznatch. Then I'd slap him in the face with blue paint stamp reading Go Blue. Monday I'd put in my resignation from that shitty job.

gwkrlghl

April 3rd, 2016 at 1:05 PM ^

Kind of incredible that with all of OSU's success over the years (including successful NFL players), basically none of their QBs have done anything noteworthy in the league.

I mean, Michigan has had 3 guys in the with respectable to great NFL careers recently: Griese, Brady, and Henne. OSU has ?

mGrowOld

April 3rd, 2016 at 10:59 AM ^

Since 2000 - This is ugly......

 

2000      Chris Weinke  

2001      Eric Crouch

2002      Carson Palmer 

2003      Jason White (not even drafted!)

2004      Mat Leinart

2006      Troy Smit

2007      Tim Tebow

2008      Sam Bradford

2010      Cam Newton

2011       Robert Griffin

2012       Johnny Manzeil (dont get me started)

2013       Jameis Winston

2014       Marcus Mariotta

mGrowOld

April 3rd, 2016 at 11:14 AM ^

But that means only 2 out of 13 of the alleged best player in college football turned into NFL stars.  And those two are still pretty early so it's hard to put them solidly in the win collumn just yet.

I will say however that hitting on 2 of 13 is better than my Browns do at 1st round draft picks so I guess it's not the worst selection I've seen.

Mgotri

April 3rd, 2016 at 11:49 AM ^

Carson Palmer has been a started for the last 11 years and was the first overall pick.

Jason White wasn't drafted because he torn both ACLs a couple of times and was not able to scramble at all. 

So we'll call it 3.5 of 13

DrewGOBLUE

April 3rd, 2016 at 12:26 PM ^

The other day I heard on the radio that the Browns have gone through 24(!) different starters at QB since 1999.

Could've been 1 if they drafted Tom Brady instead of...Spergon Wynn. But thankfully that didn't happen, for both Brady's sake and Buckeye/Browns fans schadenfreude.

Formerly Yoda

April 3rd, 2016 at 11:23 AM ^

bradford is at least a starter, granted i wouldn't want him on my team. mr old left out reggie (rightly so) who's also been serviceable...but let's face it, this is a college award and all these guys were damn good college players.

bacon

April 3rd, 2016 at 2:55 PM ^

That's a bad list. How many have won a playoff game? Carson Palmer has 1 win Tim Tebow has 1 win Cam Newton has 3 wins That's it. For reference, Phillip rivers, Colin kapernick and Mark Sanchez each have 4 wins. Brady has 22, but GOAT. Also, Eric Crouch was signed as a WR, but had an injury that kept him from playing in his rookie year. He never recovered.

M and M Boys

April 4th, 2016 at 1:17 PM ^

it to this link-- you will see why he has wrecked many multi-signed Heisman balls .................he takes a whole panel just for his 9 letters when he can-- while others sign in an organized fashion.

Plus, his signature illegible!!!!