November 26th, 2008 at 2:00 PM ^
It's funny. I know a guy who was pretty high up with the Patriots when Weis was there. He told me the number one thing Belichick would say to Weis was: "Shut the fuck up Charlie. You talk too much."
So much truth in those words.
November 26th, 2008 at 2:05 PM ^
My roommate our here played football at Brother Rice and he told me a story how Rice's coach Al Fracassa, who is a HS football coach legend, at a catholic school, no less, had the opportunity to meet Charlie Weis and he was totally blown off. Word got around and now most of the coaches in the catholic league think Charlie Weis is a dick. Which is a story I got a kick out of.
November 26th, 2008 at 2:06 PM ^
Wanna take a picture of my super bowl rings?
November 26th, 2008 at 4:05 PM ^
It involves a couple of degrees of separation, but a friend of mine used to be a journalist, and he was friends with an ND beat writer in South Bend. Once, while walking the halls with Weis during an interview, a janitor gave a "hi, Coach" as Weis and the reporter walked past. Charlie turned around and told him something along the lines of "I'm not your coach. To you, I'm Mr. Weis."
So the moral of the story is that obsequious references to Weis' coaching status are not fawning enough to satisfy his ego. (Sort of like how only a half dozen double-fried, Crisco-filled Krispy Kremes are not enough to sate his appetite, for the sake of analogy/fat jokes.)
November 26th, 2008 at 4:18 PM ^
I love me some Charlie Weis fat jokes. Keep them coming. My office the day before T-giving = BO-RING!
November 26th, 2008 at 4:27 PM ^
That when he's walking and he looks down it looks like he's floating
November 26th, 2008 at 4:33 PM ^
See, that's actually kinda cool.
Charlie Weis is so fat, when he sits around the house, he sits AROUND the house!
November 26th, 2008 at 4:36 PM ^
... players jog around him for exercise.
November 26th, 2008 at 10:17 PM ^
Charlie Weis is so fat he irons his pants in the driveway.
November 26th, 2008 at 4:41 PM ^
is "Equator"
November 26th, 2008 at 4:36 PM ^
Charlie Weis shows up on O'Hare's Radar
November 26th, 2008 at 4:39 PM ^
Charlie Weis is so fat that when he goes swimming the whales start singing "We Are Family"
November 26th, 2008 at 5:27 PM ^
That he needs to wear a 'Bro'
November 26th, 2008 at 4:40 PM ^
Queen Latifa is jealous of Charlie Weis' FUPA.
November 26th, 2008 at 5:01 PM ^
Charlie Weis is so fat even the Notre Dame sorority girls won't sleep with him.
November 26th, 2008 at 5:22 PM ^
-1 No greek life at ND. Don't be discouraged, I know you have another good one.
November 26th, 2008 at 8:01 PM ^
There are two things you can see from space: The Great Wall of China, and The Great Belly of Charlie Weis