D’Angelo Russell is A Moron
Fuckin X-Rays, how do they work?
TSA Agent, “Sir, you can’t take more than three ounces of liquid with you through the checkpoint.”
Russell, “Oh, no no no don’t worry, it’s just my weed.”
Russell: "three ounces?! That's only like a quarter ounce at best in there."
John Lennon 2.0
In the age of vaping THC oil why even travel with flower at all?
Possession of oil in any amount may be a felony in some states while marijuana under an ounce may be a misdemeanor / city ordinance violation.
A cartridge can also be much more easily concealed than an ounce of flower. I mean we are talking about smuggling a federally illicit substance past federal employee's so an argument about what will get you the least punishment if caught is moot. The idea is to get it past the inspectors not to be carefree if you are caught.
+1. A helpful tip: if you want to bring more than three ounces of a liquid in your carry on, freeze it first. "If it's a solid, it's not a liquid." I was told by a tsa agent.
*and make sure it doesn't melt while languishing in line.
Now that's the kind of practical, day-to-day advice I NEVER get from my TSA agents.
They want you to slip up so they can have fun doing a cavity search on you.
Magic
Should have just hid the weed in a gun or a book about how to take down an airplane in three easy steps.
Or just mail it it like everyone else does?
No shit. There’s a reason FedEx or USPS Priority exist
He should know by now that the safest way to transport marijuana is by sticking it in your ass
What's the weirdest place you've ever wanted to make whoopie?
She didn't say car....
I think that is the funniest game show moment ever recorded.
I think you meant, actually made, not wanted to. She's thinking, it wasn't with me.
No. Her answer was more anatomically specific. (And much funnier!)
that would be in the butt Bob.
the proper term is "Prison Wallet"
So he tried to bring something that you cannot take through security inside something else that you cannot take through security?
Yep
It makes sense. Two negatives should cancel each other out. I'm not sure what the mistake in the math is here, but the theory is solid.
You just cannot teach stupid, it is a gift, either you are born with it or not.
This. Weed is not that big of deal anymore. The bigger issue is that he's an idiot !
He did attend THE ohio state university, of course he wasn't there to play school. Maybe he should have made an exception for "where to hide your weed 101".
TSA is checking for weapons, not drugs, on domestic flights. He would have been ok if he had just stuffed his bud in a pair of socks. Instead he creates a curiosity with this thing that looks like something they used to sell at Spencer Gifts.
Exactly, they don't even care, 100% they were concerned about the big fake metal container
My buddy flies regularly, literally and figuratively, and he just lays a bag on top of his clothes in his carry on just before he zips it up. Said they've seen it and done nothing.
Can't vouch for the story, but he's not a bullshitin type of guy.
3 strikes: went to OSU, ratted out teammate to national audience and cost him his engagement, and then actually tried/got caught using the can trick. The dude is dumb and I hope he never goes anywhere near the Pistons.
He's really good at basketball, so no chance he goes anywhere near the Pistons.
OT!
- Californian who has no problem taking weed in a carry on
Also, he had it in his checked luggage.
Never check it. The dogs find it. Just stick it it in a bag of food and carry it on. They never find it and don’t care if they do.
Yaup...NEVER check it people. Carry on only.
Me and wife throw the pen and the cartridge in her makeup bag amongst the endless amounts of makeup tubes she has....we never even think twice about it.
Because it's the devil's lettuce!
...and also the pharmaceutical industry/private prisons have actively been lobbying our lawmakers for the past century. It is in their best interest that weed not become legal unless they have skin in the game. Also police get a ton of money to combat drugs, war on drugs, suppression of minorities, and the list goes on.
Lol. Put down the bong and go to bed. ?
Facts are hard for you I guess
It's called Jazz Cabbage.
Yeah...my dad was a police officer for 18 years. I remember how much he made in bonuses for suppressing minorities. ??
Dude I get yout point about the suppression stuff but absolutely the "war on drugs" and leo is a huge reason we don't legalize pot.
There are places in this country where if they pull you over and find a roach in your ashtray they can confiscate and auction off your vehicle.
We've also managed to build a huge industry around imprisoning citizens which is why the "land of the free" leads the entire world in so.many categories like highest % of citizens sitting in prison. And you and I pay for a lot of non-violent offenders to be sitting around soaking up tax-money and not contributing anything to society.
Our justice system is absolutely abysmal and could use a toral overhaul but "tough on crime" plays really well to old people I mean reliable voters.
In many ways I think our country is having strange problems because our population is weird due to the baby boomers.
Cheers.
Somone watched that Michael Moore documentary...
Also look comparatively around the world, shouldn’t blame LEO for enforcing laws passed by elected officials.
To counter the over policing argument of certain neighborhoods I would ask:
Imagine you are a police chief in a given area and you have two designated areas/neighborhoods. Based on reported stats collected the previous 12 months neighborhood A has had 20 shootings resulting in 10 deaths. Neighborhood B has had no shootings. Where are you going to focus your resources?
I agree and a lot of the police in areas actually wish they could enforce different laws but they must enforce the law, even if they hate it.
I’ve got an LE background and think it should be legal and taxed like liquor. Until it is got to do the job that being said. Where I operate it is an infraction unless you are moving “weight”.
there are not many people incarcerated for possession of marijuana in this country. On the flip side illegal drug sales in general are not a victimless crime:
1-no good drug dealer is going to operate without “protection” often in the form of an illegal firearm, if there’s money to be made people will get violent about keeping their slice of the pie.
2- There are many young people who have overdosed and lost their lives on heroin and fentanyl etc. but that dealer is considered non violent by some.
3-A normal person that’s looking to watch the game on saturdays isn’t crawling through someone’s window and jacking the flatscreen, that would be the addict looking for a fix.
If anything is broken it’s the revolving door that is “addiction treatment” and the mass amounts of tax dollars spent on extremely unsuccessful and mismanaged programs around the country.
Finally im right in the middle of generation X...so both baby boomers and millennials can kiss the baby
there are not many people incarcerated for possession of marijuana in this country.
How many people have EVER been incarcerate for it, even for a day? How many now have a record because of it? The issue isn’t doing hard time for a dime bag, the issue is you are automatically excluded from most non entry level/service jobs as a result. For the record, I don’t smoke and never have, but I do see otherwise good people unable to be hired due to a conviction.
"Our population is weird due to the baby boomers." Nice generalization. Because 75 million people are all pretty much the same.
They have to start buying Super Bowl ads.