Comic Relief: Brady Hoke goes to Church. ESPN's Bottom 10 includes Michigan. And our only two victories.
So Michigan makes it into Ryan McGee's weekly Bottom 10. We're #5!
Even better? Miami (NTM) is #8 and App State is #10.
Well done. Trolled three times in one article.
And this is the Michigan Entry:
5. Meechigan (2-3)
True story from this past Sunday at my church in downtown Charlotte: We had a visitor to the congregation who looked almost identical to Brady Hoke. He even wore a maize-and-blue striped necktie. When asked if he was aware that he resembled the embattled Go Blue coach, he quickly responded, "Oh, I am Brady Hoke. I'm spending the day going around to as many churches as possible to pray for help." I figure he'd been sitting on that line for two years, just waiting on someone to ask him.
It's great to be a Meechigan Wolverine.
http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/page/bottom10140923/the-bad-get-worse-bottom-10
October 1st, 2014 at 12:19 AM ^
Michigan's combined opponent record is 33-19.
The teams that Michigan has beaten are a combined 1-8 with that lone win coming from Appalachian State over the DI-FCS Campbell Fighting Camels (SERIOUSLY) 66-0.
October 1st, 2014 at 12:22 AM ^
Go Camels!
October 1st, 2014 at 8:44 AM ^
Oddly enough, Massey projects down into the FCS, and even though I am not sure how much data is in the algorithm by the time you get to these projections, you will be pleased to know that it does project a 100% probability for a victory against The Missouri Baptist Spartans, who are in the NAIA, I believe.
October 1st, 2014 at 12:32 AM ^
What do you call a camel with no humps?
Humphrey
October 1st, 2014 at 12:31 AM ^
October 1st, 2014 at 1:08 AM ^
Plus they spit, and make a natty, but scratchy, jacket. Pretty sure they could eff you up.
October 1st, 2014 at 9:45 AM ^
YES! Perfect. My alma mater plays in the same conference as Campbell... Love it.
October 1st, 2014 at 12:19 AM ^
For one of my mandatory and multiple daily/nightly doses of humility, embarrassment, and self-loathing as a Michigan fan. Thanks for sharing.
Also, when the label says "Do not take with alcohol", that's just a suggestion, right?
October 1st, 2014 at 5:53 AM ^
just a guideline, like speed limits. exceed as you wish.
call when arrested.
October 1st, 2014 at 6:52 AM ^
October 1st, 2014 at 7:38 AM ^
Is that just in Canada?
October 1st, 2014 at 12:33 AM ^
October 1st, 2014 at 12:44 AM ^
That might negatively impact our Canadian pipeline.
October 1st, 2014 at 12:39 AM ^
Maybe it really was Hoke, at Roseboro's church?
October 1st, 2014 at 9:12 AM ^
Just replace "Baby" with "Brady", and it all fits. Someone more technically minded than I am could probably make a video montage to fit the song, but I am seeing one only in my mind...
Carole King, 1971. "It's Too Late"
Stayed in bed all morning just to pass the time
There's something wrong here, can be no denying
One of us is changing, or maybe we've just stopped trying
And it's too late, baby, now it's too late
Though we really did try to make it
Something inside has died and I just can't hide
And I just can't fake it
It used to be so easy living here with you
You were light and breezy and I knew just what to do
Now you look so unhappy, and I feel like a fool
*CHORUS*
They'll be good times again for me and you
But we just can't stay together, don't you feel it too
Still I'm glad for what we had, and how I once loved you
*CHORUS*