Coaching Quality

Submitted by BleedingBlue on

OK - so I'm on the Rivals site looking at pictures of Big 10 media day....and wtf?  Is it any wonder the Big 10 gets thrashed in the media every year?? 

 Look at these coaches:

 After Old Man Paterno, there's Jim 'can't win a national championship game without a very questionable pass interference call and a running back on the payroll' Tressel, Ron 'I got run out of the SEC' Zook, Pat 'I haven't coached very long but can tackle you really hard' Fitzgerald, Bret 'I kissed the future AD's ass a lot so I got the job' Bielema, Joe 'I love Drew Brees, but can't coach my way out of a paper bag, or a wizard hat for that matter' Tiller, Bill 'I wasn't even sure what I looked like before I saw this picture' Lynch, Mark Dantonio ('nough said), Tim 'woo hoo we won one game...but by God we're getting a stadium' Brewster, and Kirk 'I should be an offensive line coach in the NFL' Ferentz.

I mean, seriously!  who are these jokers!  I'm renaming our coach thusly: 

Rich 'I'm drooling over kicking all these douche bags asses' Rodriguez.

At least the conference has basically upgraded the coaching across the board in basketball.  Maybe we can win the Big Ten/Acc challenge once...ever...maybe...in the next couple years.

Wolfman

July 25th, 2008 at 8:35 AM ^

and the reason I say this is many of the coaches you listed are/were the reason the Big X went from a very weak conference, constantly overrated, to a conference that for awhile played on the same level as the SEC. As I stated, I'm just guessing your age but I have to ask if you remember the days of The Big Two and The Little Eight. Regardless of who won, we all knew it came down to a game in Nov to decide the Big X championship. And it remained that way for quite awhile. While I will agree with you that the timing may be right for your opinion on this, these guys were the reason we got up off the mat for awhile anyways. Prior to the infusion of new coaching in the conference, no one would have though IA could possibly contend, let alone win the conference. But suddenly they were right up there with the Big 2. PSU, when JoePa was still aware, made the conference more competitive too. Tiller, Barnett, Ferentz and Alvarez should be remembered for actually making their programs viable again. I don't doubt you are correct in stating RR is going to whip some ass, but along with Tressel who, let's fact it, has been there three times, are among the top 5 coaches in the country. Look at the recruiting though. The others, including the coach at MN are actually winning some battles with the big boys here too, in addition to on the field. Like I said, you may be right in the fact it's time, as it was for LC to move on, but let's give certain people the respect they deserve. The Big X in never considered lower than the no. 3 conference in debates around the nation now. I was there when that just wasn't the case.

chitownblue (not verified)

July 25th, 2008 at 10:37 AM ^

If your argument is that Jim Tressel is a bad coach, then there is no point in even arguing with you.

chitownblue (not verified)

July 25th, 2008 at 10:46 AM ^

He sucks so bad that he lost a last-minute game to eventual National Champion Texas (because his TE dropped a TD pass), and then kicked the shit out of them in Austin the following year!

dex

July 25th, 2008 at 11:01 AM ^

Northwestern should have totally had another youthful, innovative coach like Randy Walker lined up just in case he, you know, died.

alabluema

July 25th, 2008 at 11:53 AM ^

The SEC has whored their collective academic bodies to college football. I guess the Big 10 will eventually go that route as well. Still, I'm not at all convinced that the SEC is that superior to the Big 10, and I think the top three teams in the Pac 10 right now would all put a shit-kicking on Florida, LSU, Auburn, and Alabama. Maybe Georgia could hang in there. Re: Joe Tiller. The guy has done some amazing things will mediocre recruits. Same for every coach at Northwestern.

big gay heart

July 25th, 2008 at 12:01 PM ^

In addition to coaching, Joe Tiller has been peddling low-cost diabetes drugs to seniors and espousing the benefits of oatmeal. He's great at nothing, good at everything, and that's gotta count for something.

drexel

July 25th, 2008 at 5:38 PM ^

People should remember what Purdue was before the Tiller took over. Finishing in 3-5th place every year in the Big Ten, going to a bowl game, and challenging for the conference title once or twice every ten years is the ceiling for programs like Purdue.