this week in unintentionally grim-sounding recruiting headlines
Christmas with Hoke, Borges & Mattison
I'm half-convinced that this is fake...since Borges would have to be Santa.
Borges would be a terrible Santa. You'd open one present and it would be a G.I. Joe and then the next present would be the exact same G.I. Joe and he'd yell "Suprise!".
Yeah and everyone would tell you how uncle Matty was going to get you an XBox One but you open the box and it's actually a WiiU.
Then he would tell you that you did not execute playing with it correctly.
Or when you decide to celebrate Christmas at the in-law's house you just get coal.
Tis the season.
had this many cubicles in Schembechler Hall...
They are the three most unlikely elves ever.
So this is what they meant when I got an e-mail that said our office was now part of the company's "Workplace Transformation Program". Much better than what I had in mind certainly.
What does that sound like something from the deep dark excesses of Stalinist Russia?
Greg Mattison is pretty flexible in his old age.
Pretty sure he's a bend don't break kind of guy.
all rolled into one. I wonder if they sit in their office watching this sort of thing and think WTF is this shish, or do they laugh at themselves, or do they just think meh, whatever and move on?
As a stocking stuffer, you have your choice, Al.....coal or coal.....one piece to commemorate every time you ran the same play into the line at PSU.
I enjoyed it.
I call fake. Hoke's wearing red.
it needs plumper elves.