Brian's Amazing Podcast Intro (Transcription)
Sorry if this was posted already, but if you haven't heard the podcast already, go now and do so. For those of you who don't podcast, here is a transcription (slightly edited for readability). It was glorious:
"There was an incident in the second half. The play is over, it's been whistled, and a Michigan State defensive tackle is continuing to push on Cesar Ruiz. Cesar Ruiz is in one of those 'lineman piles', and he's getting pushed back, and every time he gets pushed it's like, this is dangerous. If he goes back further, that could be an ACL pop. Mike Onwenu comes up and defends him, and we get the mutual unsportsmanlike conduct flag for a Michigan State player trying to take Cesar Ruiz out for the season.
That's par for the course. But, what's not par for the course is Mike Onwenu calling this JACKASS out on Twitter after the game. And that's where we are right now. When Michigan State has their walk at a 'special time' - that is not their designated walk time - and they want to be like 'we are dominant, you have to get off of our field', Devin Bush isn't going to do that. Devin Bush is going to reenact the 'fuck yo couch' sketch from the Chapelle show.
After the game, Jim Harbaugh is going to say 'that was bush league' and a pissed off Mark Dantonio is going to lie his ass off about what happened ('you heard me'). After the game, Chase Winovich is going to be like 'this is my Little Brother' and then he's going to tweet: 'I apologize for ... ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.' That's the state of affairs.
Go look back at the last four years. That is two ASS KICKINGS by Michigan that didn't quite have that reflected in the final score. That is one solid win by Michigan overturned by the most unlikely play in college football history, and one third-string quarterback and five Michigan turnovers.
What do you feel is going to happen going forward after 400 yards versus 93 yards? What do you think is going to happen when this Trash program does their Trash stuff and Michigan isn't going to back down anymore? Michigan isn't going to apologize for putting a stake in the field. Michigan is going to FUCK YO COUCH and they are going to smile about it afterward, because they just dominated Little Brother.
That is the state of affairs on October 21st, 2018, and this is the MGoBlog podcast."
(mic drop)
October 22nd, 2018 at 12:36 PM ^
Great intro. I’m on my cell but Harbaugh just
doubled down on calling out Mork for his BS at
his presser. Here is the link if somebody can
embed.
https://twitter.com/chengelis/status/1054408295107182594?s=21
October 22nd, 2018 at 12:39 PM ^
“It’s the opposite of BS” Harbaugh on pregame scene pic.twitter.com/ywsHBNmfsZ
— angelique (@chengelis) October 22, 2018
It's a good thing sparty took that walk tho. That 100 yards was more than they were able to get all game.
October 22nd, 2018 at 12:42 PM ^
Damn. Absolutely roasted.
October 22nd, 2018 at 12:36 PM ^
I said this in the other thread, but I actually enjoyed the Marcus Ray segment much more. This one was great too
October 22nd, 2018 at 12:39 PM ^
This. Should. Be. THE. Wallpaper.
What a pic (photoshopped or not).
October 22nd, 2018 at 12:44 PM ^
Would somebody PLEASE hurry up and put this pic on the back of shirt so I can give you lots of money for it?
Very awesome indeed.
October 22nd, 2018 at 12:47 PM ^
This is some John Snow -Battle of the Bastards level shit
October 22nd, 2018 at 1:03 PM ^
I forgot who tweeted it, but Devin looked liked he could have played that whole game without pads. He just lost his mind and I loved it.
October 22nd, 2018 at 1:07 PM ^
This was the first image that popped into my mind
October 22nd, 2018 at 1:32 PM ^
lol, maybe if those tanks were frowning rubber duckies or something...
October 22nd, 2018 at 1:19 PM ^
*right-click*
*set as background*
October 22nd, 2018 at 4:52 PM ^
Devin Bush is such a badass. I hope he's leaving some prints on the next group of linebackers.
October 22nd, 2018 at 12:38 PM ^
Fuck Yeah!
October 22nd, 2018 at 12:40 PM ^
Best intro since The Game 2003 Keith Jackson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTSvbv9uLlY
October 22nd, 2018 at 1:07 PM ^
And Lewerke looking for a flag because Bush was got up in his face after the sack.
- If you constantly seek out a fight, don't cry when you get punched in the face.
October 22nd, 2018 at 1:11 PM ^
I think that is their back up Lombardi
October 22nd, 2018 at 1:13 PM ^
Actually that is Lombardi, not Lewerke, and I don't think Bush was intentionally getting in his face. Bush was walking in a different direction then when Khaleke Hudson patted him on the back it sort of pushed Bush into Lombardi. I assume the refs saw it the same way which is why no flag was thrown.
October 22nd, 2018 at 1:41 PM ^
We need a 'gifs of the game' main board post. This game was too big, there were too many great scenes, and it's a bye week.
October 22nd, 2018 at 3:07 PM ^
I think this was usually Ace's turf but he's on the shelf with a boo-boo and is having an "improvement year." Miss you on the podcast too Ace but the other guys are doing fine. Anyway I'm sure someone on the Mgostaff can put together a gifs collection?
October 22nd, 2018 at 1:02 PM ^
I endorse this message.
October 22nd, 2018 at 1:06 PM ^
If someone gets the footage of Bush and overlays the audio from the Chapelle Show and posts it on this blog. Instant legend status!
October 22nd, 2018 at 1:19 PM ^
At this point MSU is literally little brother. I compare it to your brother putting his finger in front of your face "I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you". Finally you get fed up, punch him in the face and he screams to mom that you hit him for no reason.
October 22nd, 2018 at 1:22 PM ^
We were worried about Harbaugh not having that fire.
We were worried about Brian Cook phoning it in, maybe going USMNT.
Worry no more.
Thanks Sparty.
October 22nd, 2018 at 1:37 PM ^
Thanks so much for doing this. I actually tried to as well, but am lazy (it turns out Brian's voice does not mix well with my Dragon dictation software).