BILL MARTIN TO RETIRE IN 2010

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http://www.detnews.com/article/20091021/SPORTS0201/910210401/Michigan-a… From the article: Coleman said she will oversee the search for the next athletic director with the help of a small advisory group. "We expect this process will take a number of months," Coleman said. "With this advance notice, we have the opportunity to make a thoughtful and deliberate choice and to manage a smooth transition." Alright everyone, start throwing out names.
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STW P. Brabbs

October 21st, 2009 at 2:19 PM ^

Lloyd is old. He's a dinosaur. Everything he touches gets that weird old person-smell. If he was the AD, he'd probably have trouble opening aspirin bottles, and then he'd fire Rodriguez, and then he'd hire Ron English to be the head coach. Then he'd run the zone stretch play with the fullback shuffle, and appoint Mike Debord to be the president of the university. Then he'd ban jazz, short skirts, and cell phones on campus (meanwhile, President Debord would institute a policy of making classrooms really fucking hot until late November, at which point he'd crank the AC 'til icicles hung down from those bitches. Then he'd make the classrooms hot again until next November.) Finally, Lloyd would soil himself, and forget where he left his car keys. Did I mention he's a dinosaur? He's totally old and conservative too.

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OMG Shirtless

October 21st, 2009 at 1:10 PM ^

Just like the Rich Rod coaching search, the job opening will most likely be published on the UM Website and we get to see all the Job Requirements and Expectations. Didn't the Head Football Coach opening say something goofy like "May have to work longer than 40 hours a week and some weekends" I look forward to applying for this position. I haven't decided if my cover letter will be a picture of me wearing a Michigan snuggie or a picture of me walking across the emd zone hammered to my seat at graduation with an Indiana t-shirt on under my gown because I thought it would be entertaining to wear an Indiana shirt to Michigan graduation.

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