7 Reasons Why I Love Mike Barwis

Submitted by sargasm on
In honor of his new video “7 Minute Abs” I present the 7 reason why I love Mike Barwis: 1) I love the new speed training. When opponents run 80 yards unimpeded into the end zone Stevie Brown is not the only Wolverine in the TV frame. 2) I love the new strength training because our arm tackling is better. This allows us to slow up the runner at the beginning of his 80 yard run. This helps number 1. 3) I love that we have more highlight clips of our strength coach than of our football team. 4) I love that we were not tired in the fourth quarter. We failed to score in the fourth quarter in half of our games, but at least we could run off the field. 5) I love that the highlight of the Wolverines’ 2009 Draft was that an un-drafted defensive lineman broke the record for number of reps at the combine. 6) I love that the strength and conditioning staff has finally taken a role in game planning. The staff’s input during the biggest game of the year had an important impact and the productive discourse on the sideline was a welcome sight. 7) When the NCAA implements “5 rounds in the octagon” as the method to resolve ties after regulation we should win a lot more games.

UMxWolverines

May 19th, 2009 at 10:11 PM ^

can you give me the link to his 7 minute abs vid? I almost had a 6 pack, but then I stoped exercising for a month. I still have strong abs, but I have to start over now :(

sargasm

May 20th, 2009 at 11:12 AM ^

Master Barwis . . . Is that you? I thought we agreed we would stop the name calling. Listen, I know this is a little over the top but you won't talk to me. I shaved off all of my hair and I got the tatoo you asked for but you won't return my calls, e-mails or texts. Just meet me for 5 minutes to talk. Let's meet at Coach & Four and I will pay for your haircut.