2024 (1984 parody) by UM alum.

Excellent work by Paul Campos, Professor of Constitutional Law; Legal Philosophy; Legislative Process; Property at the University of Colorado, AB UM '82, MA UM '83, JD UM '89 who has this outstanding piece of work at Lawyers Guns and Money. I won't give away the ending, but if you're familiar with the source material, you can guess where it's going.

The Buckeye Bar was almost empty. A ray of sunlight slanting through a window fell on dusty table-tops. It was the lonely hour of 10 PM. A constant stream of game noise issued from the 4K HDTV screens, all tuned to ESPN.

Ryan sat in his usual corner, gazing into an empty glass. Now and again he glanced up at a vast face which eyed him from the TV screen on the opposite wall. JIM HARBAUGH IS WATCHING YOU, the chyron said. Unbidden, a waiter came and filled his glass up with Spiked Kombucha, the specialty of the café.