Poetry
John Oneil. What's your deal? You've created wounds that will never heal. What exactly is your appeal? Your incompetence is real. For heaven's sake do you know how your calls make me feel? You make my blood congeal. My soul you will always steal. Watching you I can never keep an even keel. Your face makes me purge my meal. I wish you looked like Jessica Biel. F*ck John O'Neil.
November 1st, 2019 at 11:33 PM ^
This... was not what I expected.
Kudos to you, good koala, sir.
November 1st, 2019 at 11:55 PM ^
Billy Shakespeare over here.
November 2nd, 2019 at 12:24 AM ^
I want to buy a koala now.
November 2nd, 2019 at 6:31 AM ^
You could probably rescue one of those trapped by the Australian wildfires for free.
Not sure about the shipping and handling fees.
November 2nd, 2019 at 12:44 AM ^
Does this mean RGard has to do an interpretive dance video about his thoughts on Ted Valentine?
November 2nd, 2019 at 8:49 AM ^
How's this?
November 2nd, 2019 at 4:08 AM ^
I appreciate the zeal
with which you say, F. O'neil
November 2nd, 2019 at 6:32 AM ^
poetry, poetry,
how do you like my poetry?
not as mellow
as othello,
but its poetry!
(i believe mean joe meets the definition of a 'woke koala')
November 2nd, 2019 at 7:00 AM ^
Not the drunken koala rant we expected, but it was the drunken koala rant we needed.
November 2nd, 2019 at 7:47 AM ^
Not enough expletives and incoherency for a MeanJoe07 drunken rant. This was amazingly thought out and executed. Kudos to the koala!
November 2nd, 2019 at 7:50 AM ^
Should be a rap. Maybe we can put in some cow bell.
November 2nd, 2019 at 8:50 AM ^
I’ve got a fever! And the only prescription is... more cowbell!
November 2nd, 2019 at 8:50 AM ^
Well done, MeanJoe! This should be a posbang!
November 4th, 2019 at 9:47 AM ^
Don't listen to him, MeanJoe. It's a trap!
November 2nd, 2019 at 10:06 AM ^
Poet-Laureate of MGoBlog.
Without a doubt.
November 4th, 2019 at 8:45 PM ^
I think Mgoblog should name a poet laureate every year and MeanJoe should have inaugural honors. A poem to commemorate each victory, special occasion stuff. . .
November 5th, 2019 at 1:12 PM ^
Muppets and a poem. Because you can't have one without the other or without the other other.
November 2nd, 2019 at 10:11 AM ^
Who needs The Knowledge when we have The Koala-ledge
November 2nd, 2019 at 1:34 PM ^
Sounds more like a rap to me.
November 2nd, 2019 at 4:47 PM ^
If Larry and Mean Joe met.
November 2nd, 2019 at 4:13 PM ^
Nice rhyme~ Al Sharpton
Any negative against John O’Neil deserves a thumbs up regardless of the artistic quality.
November 2nd, 2019 at 4:15 PM ^
It's a love poem.
November 2nd, 2019 at 4:35 PM ^
Excellent ?
I would have worked in " surreal" and " squeel"
November 2nd, 2019 at 9:14 PM ^
John ONeill has a good deal
he is at home
in the dome
of every Michigan whiner for real
November 3rd, 2019 at 12:29 PM ^
I had my hopes up for a balsamic vinegarette reference
November 4th, 2019 at 9:50 AM ^
I hope you don't mind my honesty, but this is not a diary. Still, it's a post that is worthy. Now go eat a tree.
November 4th, 2019 at 10:12 AM ^
Hey, no criticism of Mean Joe. That's my job.
November 4th, 2019 at 10:15 AM ^
I'll leave the personal attacks to you, but I have to comment on board etiquette!
November 7th, 2019 at 12:01 PM ^
*>snaps fingers repeatedly<*
November 7th, 2019 at 2:18 PM ^
That was just beautiful
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