Drew Sharp Haiku
I'm with Brian, and still subject to the descending red mist with every hour that passes without a Freep retraction.
I still hold a grudge against the bitch who didn't return my calls after a 7th grade dance. And, Drew Sharp, er... Cock Knuckle, won't get off with a lesser punishment.
So, Mr. Cock Knuckle, I eulogize your shamefulness with the immortality of the Haiku:
Cockface, just because
Your medium is dying
Don't be an asshole
February 6th, 2010 at 2:12 PM ^
Double post my bad
Please neg me if you want to
Want to be my friend?
:(
February 6th, 2010 at 2:12 PM ^
Creative writing
Brings out best in all of us
And beats Free Press facts.
February 6th, 2010 at 5:16 PM ^
Who knows which is worse:
Listening to Nickelback
Or reading Drew Sharp?
February 7th, 2010 at 2:07 AM ^
Some guys hairy nuts
Slapping against Drew Sharps chin
Drew likes to swallow
February 7th, 2010 at 2:41 AM ^
Drew Sharp kicks puppies
Rosenberg punches dolphins
It's so sad but true