Drew Sharp Haiku

Submitted by Nantucket Blue on
I'm with Brian, and still subject to the descending red mist with every hour that passes without a Freep retraction. I still hold a grudge against the bitch who didn't return my calls after a 7th grade dance. And, Drew Sharp, er... Cock Knuckle, won't get off with a lesser punishment. So, Mr. Cock Knuckle, I eulogize your shamefulness with the immortality of the Haiku: Cockface, just because Your medium is dying Don't be an asshole