Funny, and yet, sad article
ANTHRAX SCARE AT FOOTBALL FIELDS IN MICHIGAN
University of Michigan football practice was delayed nearly two hours late this morning after a player reported finding an unknown, white, powdery substance on the practice field.
Head coach Rich Rodriguez immediately suspended practice while police and federal agents were called to investigate.
Suspicions were further enhanced when it became known that there was a similar finding on the home field of the Detroit Lions.
After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown to the players, was the goal line.
Practice was resumed this afternoon after special
agents decided the teams were unlikely to encounter the substance again.
November 24th, 2008 at 11:41 PM ^
and has been used on so many various teams that it doesn't even make me laugh anymore. I've also seen that as a Notre Dame joke too.
November 24th, 2008 at 11:42 PM ^
crack
November 24th, 2008 at 11:45 PM ^
Sorry for posting something old.
My bad.
November 24th, 2008 at 11:47 PM ^
You made that up yourself didn't you? Funny kid!
November 25th, 2008 at 1:38 AM ^
I thought you were going to say it was snow.
November 25th, 2008 at 9:46 AM ^
That the team could not make it to Columbus, becuase they couldn't get past Toledo.
November 25th, 2008 at 10:44 AM ^
That one keeps getting better and better.