Now hear me out... Jorts. The shorts of the future.
Somewhere down the road we've lost all faith in people that wear jorts. Michigan is now a Nike and Jumpman school. Last time I checked MJ was making jorts in some southeast asian country. Harbaugh might want to think about his branding and go from khaki to Jort. The leader of a new tomorrow indeed. My suggestion to you all is to write emails to the beloved AD. Let's get him and the students on our side and someday we can be...... Wait for it.....
The Jort University
Michigan jorts for the never-nude crowd? I'm afraid Tobias Funke just go blue himself.
YES Frito! Any indigestion today?
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Didn't you make a Jorts thread a month or two ago? Fuckin' weird, man.
I mean, considering we were getting a Nike thread every 5-7 minutes for the past couple of weeks, I'd consider his jort posting frequency conservative.
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That's a solid point. It just seems like a very odd subject to be concerned about enough to make a thread about more than once every two years, let alone twice in the last one or two months. Entertaining though, don't get me wrong.
Please Delete, worst thread I've ever seen
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Says the illest dude in Nebraska.
he just needs moar jorts.
He is most ill and he's rhymin and stealin
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Surprisingly no one in Omaha thinks jorts are good fashion. Head to west Nebraska
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Not following. Omaha is in Nebraska. If I'm near Omaha but not in Nebraska then I'm in Iowa.
Is Gil in Iowa?!?
Not "head west to Nebraska" but rather "head to west Nebraska" (as in go to the westside of the state)
The whole damn state of Nebraska is just West Iowa. But I guess that's better than South South Dakota.
I disagree with Gil from Omaha ( if that is even his real name?), this is the greatest thread of all the threads.
Nope my real name is TJ AJ RJ Backslashin Fourth the Fifth... Yes it's Gil
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I only support home made jorts.
My commitment jorts are on still. I don't even taken them off to poop. My jorts are very durable. I have Gangrene.
Jk I don't have Gangrene. I do have IBS though. It itches like the dickens and smells to high hell.
JK. but I do have some mild chafeage.
Jorts have been roundly criticized, in these pages and elsewhere, as untenable. And they ain't cover your thunder.
This week-10 days has got to be the worst run of threads in MGoBlog history. I wish I could contribute something better but there is just nothing going on.
Dude no shit. Good god
Wtf... Seriously
Florida is already Jort U
OP....very creative post. I love posts like this. Well done.