Would you be interested in Bazooka Joe as a future head coach?
Complete hypothetical scenario:
I'm under the assumption that all human head coaches will be replaced by comic characters, based off nothing more than a hunch, and I really want attention. Considering that Harbaugh is likely going to join the NHL head coaching ranks, and Dabo is going to the LPGA circuit, and somehow it's all RR's fault, should we recruit Bazooka from the candy ranks and see if he'll bring Garfield and Odie as coordinators?
January 4th, 2021 at 8:25 PM ^
It was a bridge...
January 4th, 2021 at 8:23 PM ^
If we can't talk General Ursus out of retirement, how about Max Headroom?
January 4th, 2021 at 9:34 PM ^
Nope, Al Bundy for head coach. Someone is gonna score six touchdowns just to shut the old ball coach up about the city championship game.
January 4th, 2021 at 8:41 PM ^
Only if Frosty the Snowman is the athletic director.
January 4th, 2021 at 9:22 PM ^
Well he'd finish the year strong against OSU, but our season would melt away before we even got to October.
January 4th, 2021 at 9:14 PM ^
This was fun but pointless. Harbaugh is coming back. You don’t just let the 5th best coach in the Big 10 walk.
January 4th, 2021 at 9:16 PM ^
YOU GUYS ARE THINKING TOO SMALL!!!
Captain Manhattan for HC. The rest will fall into place!
January 4th, 2021 at 9:34 PM ^
Is Joe Isuzu still in play?
January 4th, 2021 at 11:02 PM ^
this is the first "who should coach" post i've seen that didn't make me want to throw my computer out into the street.
January 5th, 2021 at 12:01 AM ^
Bring in Sluggo and Popeye please
January 5th, 2021 at 1:19 PM ^
I do enjoy a good MGONONSENSE thread.
My contribution:
"You boys been wackin' in my toolshed again?"