Predict The Next Depressing MGoArticle
New MGoPost: Your dog died and your mom hates you.
— mgoblog (@mgoblog) February 18, 2014
What you got?February 18th, 2014 at 11:01 PM ^
for first time since the dreaded 2013
Prime numbers years suck
February 18th, 2014 at 11:23 PM ^
National championship, orange bowl, big ten championship, sugar bowl....seems like we do well in prime number years
February 19th, 2014 at 3:36 PM ^
Swap out 1999 for 2007 and you're all set.
February 18th, 2014 at 11:52 PM ^
As first reported by 11 Fffing Warriors, oficials at UM are decrying the sudden dissappearance of Coach Hoke and the $10mil J.Ira slush, er Harris endowment fund. According to our, er 11's, insiders, Coach Hoke was offered a stunt/ double role in John Goodman's new patriotic flick: "This is America, Fer God Sakes" and couldn't pass up the opportunity. According to a Hoke publicist, Hoke released the following brief statement: "Now, there's no need for a bunch of fingerpointing..." THE Uiniversity of Michigan, Norman J. Schwarzkopf Athletic Director, Dave Brandon, downplayed the crises and repeatied his confidence in his Head Ball Coach. Insiders point to a very different Brandon reaction when discussing Hoke's escapades internally: "He was mad as hell, kicking his UM Booster trash can all over the office and ranting over the telephone 'He has to wear the UM/Addidas label in ALL the scenes' it was like he was possessed." We will continue to follow this story closely and provide continuing updates.
February 19th, 2014 at 12:28 AM ^
Actually last time we had a blog-wide pity party I predicted both Kevin Newsome and Shavodrick Beaver would decommit/die/get dropped out of an airplane in a canoe.