Stop jinxing 2014!
As a fatalist (and a soviet), you all are making me VERY uncomfortable with your 2014 bally hoo'ing. It is well established that whenever anything good is happening, we all need to be even more dilligently looking around for the other shoe to fall. It's the only civilized way to live.
So please, take your 2014 success like a soviet; ignore it and wait for the world to fall apart.
Thank you.
January 10th, 2014 at 2:26 PM ^
he has only one cow while his neighbor has two, has the incredibly good fortune to stumble upon a Genie Lamp. In spite of his pessimism, he figures--what-the-heck, I might as well rub it.
Well, lo and behold, a genie appears from the bottle, and tells the farmer that he will grant him any wish, but only one.
The farmer asks for one of his neighbor's cows to die.
January 10th, 2014 at 2:34 PM ^
January 10th, 2014 at 4:07 PM ^
way to the stadium? Because it happened once and we won. Now I can't bring myself to take a different route.
January 10th, 2014 at 6:03 PM ^
Soviet Joke
A guard asked a political prisoner, "What is your term?"
"Ten years."
"What for?"
"For nothing."
"What a lie! For nothing they give only five years."