Clausen vs. Minor (apparently)
From ABC's listing for the game:
College Football Notre Dame Fighting Irish at Michigan Wolverines from Michigan Stadium (TVPG) Two traditional Midwest powerhouses look to rebound as quarterback Jimmy Clausen and the Irish face running back Brandon Minor and the Wolverines.It's strange that they said Minor instead of Forcier. If I were them, I'd play the freshman QB angle, and not MINOR RAGE.
September 10th, 2009 at 7:09 PM ^
Charlie vs The Chocolate Factory...he consumes the competition in a scene reminiscent of an all you can eat pizza buffet set up at a fat farm. Charlie 41, Factory 6. The Factory got a gimme with a couple minutes to go because Charlie dropped his fork.
September 10th, 2009 at 7:10 PM ^
Whats the spread? Id go with Charlie in that one. You can tell hes put in the effort during the offseason to get his body in shape.
September 10th, 2009 at 7:12 PM ^
The spread is a 50ft buffet with over 30 varieties, and a grand plate of donuts at the end...but no extra forks
September 10th, 2009 at 7:15 PM ^
Forks? Captain Front-Butt doesnt need no forks. Hes got two perfectley good (gravy filled) hands that should suffice him.
September 10th, 2009 at 7:25 PM ^
His gravity field around him does all the work for him.
September 10th, 2009 at 7:26 PM ^
... and he can rest multiple plates upon his front-butt for maximum gorging efficiency.
September 10th, 2009 at 8:35 PM ^
question Charlie's dexterity with a fork!
September 10th, 2009 at 9:54 PM ^
His utensil of choice is a shovel...