Obscure NCAA rules broken by Terrelle Pryor
Wow – it just keeps getting worse for TP and Ohio State. Rumors have surfaced concerning further infractions. To be fair, however, these rules are buried deep in the books. No word yet on possible penalties.
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Drove a Nissan 350z with dealer plates at 90 miles per hour through a “Do Not Violate The Integrity Of NCAA Amateurism Rules” zone.
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Petted at least 30 puppies and 40 kittens in a scheme to exchange frowns for smiles.
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When holding for field goal attempts in practice, always pulled the ball away from the back-up kicker at the last second, even after promising that he'd finally let the poor kid kick it.
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Wore unsanctioned throwback jersey to Jim Delany's Halloween party.
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Killed Michigan fans’ hopes and dreams just to watch them die.
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Since enrolling at OSU, signed three birthday cards for his grandmother, Mrs. Janice Wilson ... Did I mention that the cards were made of marijuana?
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Received six wheels of gouda as an improper benefit for beating Bret Bielema in a cheese-eating contest.
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Had the word “okay” tattooed under the “Do Not Write Beneath This Line” notice on his left bicep.
- Exceeded permissible contact hours with Kirk Herbstreit (if you catch my drift).
it just keeps getting worse. Is it time for football yet?
lame
In other news, I just trounced 'Bama in the BCS Championship in my second dynasty, and twenty minutes after the game is over, there are still flashes going off in the stands. The players can't even still be on the field, right? Tha fuck are they taking pictures of?
Just thought I'd add something thoughtful and relevant to this "diary".
Maybe they're taking pics of the scoreboard.
Just replying to say that I love ironically moderating comments as informative, and to add the one thing this awesome diary/thread is missing. You guessed it: a bunny with a pancake on its head.
I guess the readers of this thread didn't appreciate our dry senses of humor.
You forgot the "mispronounced the name of tsiO on national signing day" penalty, which is considered worthy of the death penalty in Columbusted.
I actually thought was something serious.
I hope your goal in life is not to become a comedian.
Does anyone know when Noah Spence will commit? We have a shot.
Jim Carrey has a bunch of turds in his apartment. It's Jim Carrey in "Whatever, you'll go pay to see it," fuck you. July 12th.
...Rated Argh for Pirates.
I might go see the one about the president being a duck.
Hell of a season finale episode.
I disagree, it just looked/sounded/tasted like shit.
about my needs for a daily fix! Go tell your mother she wants you.
This was CAWESOME
lol
jk
The OSU program is gonna be set back many years from all this. Come Check out the latest Michigan news and More at http://everythingmichiganandmore.blogspot.com
You could just change your signature to that link to your blog, rather than writing that shit out each time.
Just took a peek at your blog, just one suggestion; it's okay to use commas.
Comedy is hard
This wasn't funny.
A swing and a miss...
Sorry, guys. I haz shame. This definitely deserves more negs than "I am at a wedding."
worse than Brandon Inge's home run derby performance