I could come out of retirement and coach against this.

Michigan’s recent history is just a minefield.

He had a popgun arm but only wanted to throw fades, so every pass went to Marlin Jackson in Reggie Williams’s pocket or double-Curry coverage.

These guys can’t keep refereeing Big Ten games. It’s a clown show.

Pour a cup of coffee and sit back.

You are canceling the whitest Br’chah of all time and I’m not happy about it.

How many Michigan offensive linemen have said to you, “You know what, I can’t wait to get out there and pass block!”?

Herbstreit’s like Week one: Alabama versus Miami, really interesting matchup.

Everyone’s got one. It’s called Hero or Nero or Spaceoid.

Some of the nails aren’t so rusty.