Previously on we-ripped-this-off-from-BHGP: ID16, ID16 part II, Urban's meeting.
As you may have heard, the Big Ten opened its new office in New York City recently, and the media got its first look on Wednesday.
What you may not have heard was that shortly before the media took their tour, the Big Ten coaches and a handful of administrators got a look inside. We have a transcript of their meeting.
Delany: Okay, thanks everyone for coming. Before we begin…
Delany: Aw hell, not this again. Anyway, what I was…
Meyer: He’s not going to stop until you do it, Jim.
Delany. Sigh. Okay, fine. 135.
Meyer: Congratulations, blind squirrel.
Tim Beckman: Off!
Beckman: Get it? Cause he wanted us to say “Beat Ohio,” but instead I made a funny. Which is what we call jokes in Illinois.
Bo Pelini: Dude, Darrell, how the hell did you lose to that buffoon?
Darrell Hazell: Did you see what Danny Hope left me? The cupboard was bare, except for those jars of urine. And Rob Henry. I probably should have played the urine more.
Delany: ANYWAY, thanks for all taking the time to come to the opening of our new offices. We’re hoping that given our new territory, we can expand our brand…
Dave Brandon: WOOT!!!
Hoke: Sorry, he does that. It isn’t voluntary.
Brandon: What are we hashtagging this meeting? #B1GLifeB1GOffices? Damn I’m good.
Delany: Let’s just get the tour started.
[AFTER THE JUMP: the tour]