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Moderator Action Sticky 2016
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http://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/mgoboard-faq

- Politics. It's an election year; don't even bother.
- Useless content from other sites. There are a lot of sites feeding a lot of Michigan content out there, and a lot of that is good stuff. But more than ever these days a lot of it is just stuff which tries to tickle your fancy or make you mad about something. 247, WTKA always get the benefit of the doubt. Sharp, Valenti or Chatsports will lose you your posting priveleges without exception.
- Bewbs and general misogyny/objectifying of women. We're sick of it, our female readership is even sicker of it, and any value you might place on the comfort of cutting loose with the guys is worth less to us than the damage it does with tens of thousands of our readers.
- "MODS: Please activate Death Star and obliterate this post."
- He's going to Eastern Michigan
- No Assclowns.jpg
- Most. Offseason. Thng. Ever.
- Where "Snowflakes" comes from
- BiSB is THE KNOWLEDGE
- That's not how the internet works, profit. NEG!
- Bad at spam
- We lost to who?
- This is funnier if you imagine it's Hoke and DB fighting.
- On politics in general and that one really political guy.
http://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/mgoboard-faq
Pretty Posts Sticky
Wondering how to blockquote? Don't know how to embed videos? This sticky is your go-to thread for help with making your comment or thread look as good as the most computer literate users here, hopefully in steps simple enough for [rival joke here] to understand. Before we get to it, there have been helpful threads in the past, such as this one from ShockFX (which goes into more plain text detail than I will here). I'm not promising anything revolutionary as much as providing a link for "one stop shopping" to help people with common problems.
How do I get a quote to show up in the fancy yellow box?
- Click "switch to plain text editor". This is a link at the bottom of the text box for either a comment or post/diary.
- Write out <blockquote></blockquote>
- Paste your quote between ><
- Switch back to rich text editor. This button is in the same spot at the bottom of the text box as plain text editor.
- Format as needed: this is just trial and error. If you're really stuck it's not the end of the world, it sometimes takes practice.
How do I embed a video?
- Click "switch to plain text editor". This is a link at the bottom of the text box for either a comment or post/diary.
- On YouTube, click "share" and "embed".
- Copy the link that appears.
- Paste the link into the text box.
- Switch back to rich text editor. This button is in the same spot at the bottom of the text box as plain text editor.
- Look for a box. It should have a red outline and say either "flash" or "iframe". If you see this, you've succeeded; congrats.
How do I embed a video in a forum topic or diary?
Follow the instructions immediately above, but after clicking "share" on YouTube, you need to check the box below it that says "use old embed code".
I don't know how to embed a picture in my comment or post/diary.
- The easiest way to do this is to drag the picture from a site hosting it (such as Google Images, Facebook, ect.). You can left click your mouse on the picture and select "view" in Firefox or "open in new tab" in Chrome. Make the window smaller and drag the image into the text box.
- When commenting on a thread, story or diary, the comment box has a line of options at the top, with options like bold, italics, ect. On the far right is a little picture. Click this picture and paste the URL of the picture you would like included. You can obtain the URL by left clicking the image and selecting "copy image location".
Note: .gifs work the same way as pictures. Either of these instructions will work for GIFs.
My picture isn't the right size.
- If you dragged the picture into the comment box, right click and select "image properties", if the ratio is locked, 500 pixel width should be a full sized comment.
- If you are using the embed picture tool the size can be adjusted when you paste your link. 500 pixels wide should be a full sized comment.
I want to embed a Tweet in a comment.
- Click "switch to plain text editor". This is a link at the bottom of the text box for either a comment or post/diary.
- On the tweet you want to embed, click where it says "More"
- On the drop-down, select "Embed Tweet"
- Copy the code that appears
- Paste the code into the post
- Switch back to rich text editor. This button is in the same spot at the bottom of the text box as plain text editor.
Note: I'm told this does not work for forum topics or diaries. Sorry.
I've seen some posts use a fancy link that's part of the text. I want to do that too.
- Highlight the text you want to turn into a blue link.
- Click the blue globe on the top of the text box.
- Paste the URL you'd like to link to.
- Click "OK".
I want to get fancier than that.
To make the link open in a new window or tab:
- After clicking the globe and pasting the URL, click "target" and switch to "New Window (_blank)"
To underline links:
- While the text is highlighted, hit "ctrl" (Command for Apple users) and then "u" on your keyboard.
I need to create a table and copy/paste from Excel looks messy.
- Go to this link.
- Paste the table you have into the box and "Tableize It!"
- Click "switch to plain text editor". This is a link at the bottom of the text box for either a comment or post/diary.
- Paste the information the website spits out as "your table"
- Switch back to rich text editor. This button is in the same spot at the bottom of the text box as plain text editor.
- Format as needed. This usually means (for me) making sure there aren't a bunch of lines between the text and the table.
I still need help; the sticky isn't covering my problem.
Leave a comment here. We're fortunate to have a lot of knowledgeable and friendly posters here on the board, and someone will have an answer for you.
Notes:
- Thanks to Raoul, Seth and MGoShoe for their work in the suggestions thread, and Michigan Shirt for the ShockFX link; some of the work above is yours and you deserve credit.
- Thank you everyone who made suggestions in the prior thread.
- Irrelevant comments made while this is on the front board will be deleted after it's off, this space should be kept clean for Q&A's.
- Questions, other tips not accounted for here or pointing out something I've done wrong in the OP are all highly encouraged.
Hide Negative Posters Script
EDIT: Hmm, so it works fine when I load it from my own machine, but if I load it from the link it doesn't seem to work, even though it seems to be exactly the same code. I'll try to figure this out before the next release.
EDIT EDIT: Alright, if you download the zip file from the link below, unpack it, and open the file in chrome, it works. This is much more complicated than just clicking the link. Many apologies.
http://rapidshare.com/files/442454643/MGoBlogHideNegativeUsers.user.js.zip
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Alright everyone. In the site improvements thread from earlier today, someone mentioned that my suggestion of allowing us to block users with negative points might be able to be taken care of via a greasemonkey script.
I hadn't ever tried them before, but it turns out hiding posts by users with negative points is actually pretty simple. Anyway, if you're in Chrome or if you have GreaseMonkey installed on FireFox, clicking this link should allow you to install the script.
DISCLAIMER: I haven't put anything purposely malicious into this, but I also haven't ever written a GreaseMonkey script before, so there's always a possibility that this will cause other sites to go haywire. For instance, I haven't put any checking in to make sure you're actually on MGoBlog, etc. Try at your own risk.
When I've got more time I'm going to try to tweak it so you can adjust point thresholds, etc. All this does is look for the - in front of the point total. Thresholds would require parsing the points, which I wasn't able to do in the half hour I spent putting this together.
Enjoy!
"Being Not-Rich at UM" Guide
A UofM student created a guide for students at UofM that don't have a lot of money on how to find deals, get good jobs on campus, etc.. You can find her guide here - LINK.
I certainly wasn't poor, but I wasn't rich either. I often meet fellow UofM graduates and as we talk they rattle off a dozen or so of their favorite Ann Arbor establishments and I always feel a bit ridiculous as I never have been on the inside of most or even all of the places that they go on and on about.
I simply couldn't afford to eat out a lot.
About 20 years ago when I was living in West Quad they didn't serve dinners on Sunday evenings. So my roommate and I would grab loose change and walk up State Street to a place that I think was called "State Street Liquor," because they had a special on Sundays where you could buy an entire extra large cheese pizza for like $5. We would pour the free crushed red pepper seeds all over it in the store and then take it back to the dorm room. I thought it was pretty good and it was a lot of food...half the pizza could stuff me and for just $2.50.
Does anyone have any other tips for those currently at UofM that don't have a lot of money?
Way OT: NYC poop sitting on a train in Alabama
In keeping with the recent spate of OT threads, I thought this was as interesting as most. It appears that New York has been taking advantage of cheap land in Alabama and sending trainloads of their poop there. Someone got an injunction against the dumping (pun intended) and as a result a trainload of crap has been sitting in a rail yard for a couple months. Locals are suffering pretty badly stating that it smells like death.
Humor is in the eye of the beholder, but poop humor is universally funny (unless you live in Alabama).