Well, it’s nice to see Naurato picking up right where Red and Mel left off with his first of what has been an endless parade of Frozen Four futility. We’ll probably lose three to five underclassmen to the pros and be the youngest team for the third straight year. Lather, rinse, repeat. Welcome Coach!

I always love when everyone says burn this tape. If this team tried to burn these types of tape, they’d have a bonfire that would make a Sparty Couch Fire pale by comparison.

I care nothing about winning in the playoff.  Georgia and Alabama are on another level and no one above the Mason Dixon line really has a shot anyway.  I just wanted a Big title and a playoff berth.  THIS is everything I've wanted from the program.  Go Blue!!!

I care nothing about winning in the playoff.  Georgia and Alabama are on another level and no one above the Mason Dixon line really has a shot anyway.  I just wanted a Big title and a playoff berth.  THIS is everything I've wanted from the program.  Go Blue!!!

I care nothing about winning in the playoff.  Georgia and Alabama are on another level and no one above the Mason Dixon line really has a shot anyway.  I just wanted a Big title and a playoff berth.  THIS is everything I've wanted from the program.  Go Blue!!!

I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue

Henning is shit.

TARGETING

STOP FAIR CATCHING WITHIN YOUR OWN FIVE

Good god.  This game isn't going to end until the selection show tomorrow, is it?

MORE OF THAT SHIT PLEASE!

Maybe it was a bad sign that the basketball team one and the hockey team is blowing out Minny.

So or course, the team with the shittiest offense in the league marches right down the field.

C'mon universe.  I just want this one.  Don't care what happens in the playoff.  Just want this one.

It was nice while it lasted. Here comes the Peterbuilt.

It's so funny that when you want to hold this program to a higher standard, everyone thinks that you're being unreasonable. 

So our new saying is "Those who stay will have fun and go to a decent bowl"?

I'm just sick and tired of watching everyone else raise the hardware.

10-2 would be fine and everything, but when your two losses are to your two biggest rivals and there's yet another year with no trip to Indy, what does it really mean?

Ummmmm.... Why the hell are Hutchinson and Ojabo still out there?

I wonder how many chodes Barry Alvarez had to smoke to tailor make a division that basically guaranteed Wiscy a Big Ten Championship game appearance every year.

Well, at least we added another member to the 10 million dollar coach getting blown out by OSU today.  Welcome Mel Tucker!

Chanting Beat Ohio is good if we are actually playing the Bobcats.  

Random thought.  How many times has a center farted and gas faced his QB?

Pierera did that last report from the shitter. 

What the hell is a Tartleton State?

Our Speed In Space is pill popping while social distancing. 

Other programs have five star freshman QBs starting and competing for championships.  Ours can't get on the field past a guy who hits his own lineman in the back of the head. 

We haven't been ready for OSU in twenty years.

This is going to be one of those games that the lesser opponett shows OSU everything they can do to score 60 on us.  Although, to be fair, they'll probably do it anyway.

He'll get plenty of reps when we are down 49 next week. 

Hoping for one more good 2021 season memory before the trucking next week and the bowl game everyone will sit out.  

He at least has been to Indy, beat OSU and won a Big Ten Title.  Don't think you can definitively say that.

He at least has been to Indy, beat OSU and won a Big Ten Title.  Don't think you can definitively say that.

Too bad Warde Manuel is too chickenshit to pull the trigger.   We'll just do all of this again next year. 

Time for that annual Outback Bowl trip with half the team sitting out.

This whole game is the same game we've seen a ton under Fraudbaugh.  Chokevember. 

Come on.  It's Fraudbaugh in November.   We all know how this is going to end. 

There was no one over the ball.  Why can't Cade check out of that and run a sneak?

It's probably good lineman in ineligible, because I think Cade would check down to them if he could.

Good News:  Our offense is staying off the field and staying fresh.

This is going to be one of those "which dipshit coach is going to fuck up more" games, isn't it?

Thank god we're a hockey school.

Mr. Brightside Moment: At least the players won't have to play as many games since they'll all sit out the Michigan Invitational Outback Bowl.

Mr. Brightside Moment: At least the players won't have to play as many games since they'll all sit out the Michigan Invitational Outback Bowl.

And so it begins.  Lets just get this over with. 

Truth hurts.

So just keep saying that maybe the 8th year is the charm. And when it happens again, say that maybe the ninth year is the charm. Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

Fraudbaugh gonna Fraudbaugh. They’ll go a hollow 10-2, end up in some crappy bowl where most of the players will sit out and watch our rivals play for titles. We’ll bitch about officiating and hoping better coaches leave so we may have a chance.

 It’s true that in today’s college football world, you sometimes have to sell your soul to play with the big boys. This university has repeatedly shown they aren’t willing to do that. That’s fine, but just say it so we can all get on with our lives and stop hoping for this overrated, bullshit program will ever do anything.

 Fraudbaugh is coming back next year because they’ll probably go 10-2 without winning anything that really matters and Wards Manual is too chicken shit to do anything about it. Put your energy in basketball and hockey and forget about this joke of a program. 

BPONE.  FUCK FRAUDBAUGH. ANOTHER WASTED SEASON.