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09/21/2018 - 5:06pm Bang, bang. Bang bang! 

Bang, bang. Bang bang! 

09/19/2018 - 8:27pm So you tell us you're in a…

So you tell us you're in a doctral night class, but not the toppings on the pizza or where the pizza's from? Jerk.

09/14/2018 - 11:37am I miss the gay cruises.

I miss the gay cruises.

09/13/2018 - 10:15am Kill them? 

Kill them? 

09/04/2018 - 6:29pm Man, if Hawkins could've…

Man, if Hawkins could've extended his arms a bit the game's very different. If Gentry used his body to ward off the DB the game's different.

There are coaching issues and you could blame player mistakes on coaching and recruiting, but there have been so many plays the past two seasons where a player is in position and they don't make the play. 

I don't think the game was as bad as it seemed though it was frustrating. Their strength lined up perfectly with Michigan's weakness.

09/03/2018 - 10:35pm You sir! You are the winner!

You sir! You are the winner!

09/02/2018 - 9:50am Thank you. Yeesh people or…

Thank you. Yeesh people or freaking the hell out! Last night was frustrating as shit, but people continue to connect unrelated events (i.e., night games from a decade ago.) to magnify the situation. 

It would've been nice to have a preseason-type game against a baby seal.

09/02/2018 - 9:46am Wasn't Newsome a pretty good…

Wasn't Newsome a pretty good tackle? M did lose a quality player at the position unexpectedly.

09/01/2018 - 2:30pm Book, the other QB, runs…

Book, the other QB, runs well too. If the D contains that we're good. 

09/01/2018 - 2:27pm Catching the punt then…

Catching the punt then fumbling during the return was my interpretation since a muffed punt is not a fumble. 

08/30/2018 - 8:12pm Isn't that why Kelly is back…

Isn't that why Kelly is back in college though, because his system did not work in the NFL.

08/30/2018 - 8:08pm Has Kelly had success…

Has Kelly had success without a QB that was a consistent threat to run? Masoli, Thomas, and Mariota were all significant threats to run. I'm not familiar with who his QBs anywhere else in college, though.

08/26/2018 - 9:15pm So, receivers are the only…

So, receivers are the only passing threat?

Insert Morpheus "You-Think-That's-Air-You're-Breathing" gif.

08/25/2018 - 5:18pm Weird since we don't need to…

Weird since we don't need to beat MSU and OSU in the same year to accomplish those goals. 

08/24/2018 - 10:42am +1 for  your knowledge of…

+1 for  your knowledge of the fluctuating costs of cock rings.

08/23/2018 - 8:21pm I agree if we're talking…

I agree if we're talking about recruits whose only major offer is OSU or attending OSU will make a significant difference in the NFL hopes. Otherwise, I'd disagree. 

08/23/2018 - 7:58pm While it's definitely true…

While it's definitely true Ole Miss passed more it's also true M would have passed more if our QBs weren't... limited. 

Edit: Also, Patterson doesn't have to be amazing for M to contend for the B1G Championship and CFP. If he's not an anchor, we're in good position. If he's good or better... shhhiiiiiiddd.

08/23/2018 - 6:56pm IKR? Polite asshole.

IKR? Polite asshole.

08/22/2018 - 3:48pm Game day sign! 

Game day sign! 

08/21/2018 - 11:14pm Yeah, in my multiple…

Yeah, in my multiple viewings of those games, Speight was not playing well. So, I agree with you ,HAIL-YEA. I'm not sure why so many want to act like Speight was good before the Iowa injury. He was mediocre against mostly mediocre competition and defenses.

08/21/2018 - 11:06pm Then the old bull falls down…

Then the old bull falls down the hill because he forgot his walker and has poor vision. Also, he forgot his Viagra so couldn't get it up.

I don't know why this popped in my head...

08/21/2018 - 12:20am This season's about to be…

This season's about to be Shea-zy!!!

Huh? 

...... crickets.....

08/20/2018 - 12:21pm I don't pay a lot of…

I don't pay a lot of attention to recruiting, but Michigan hasn't been on this kid's radar for quite a long time. This shouldn't be a big deal, some kids just want to leave the state or don't vibe with Michigan for any of myriad reasons. 

08/19/2018 - 6:14pm I just love how the goal…

I just love how the goal posts just wiggle all over the place in regards to Harbaugh and big games.

Beat MSU... nope, not a big game. Lose to MSU... BIG GAME BRO! 

Beat Wisconsin, PSU... no sir. Not a big game. 

08/19/2018 - 2:07pm It's very tired. There are…

It's very tired. There are definitely issues, but god damn do cats on this board love complaining... about something that's free!

3.0 has issues, not enough content. Who cares that many of the writers are dealing with personal issues. Selfish assholes.

08/12/2018 - 1:49pm Potential answers. 

Potential answers. 

08/12/2018 - 1:47pm So, quadruple digits? Hell…

So, quadruple digits? Hell yeah, maaaan! 

08/12/2018 - 1:41pm Lol. Are you deliberately…

Lol. Are you deliberately making a terrible argument or are you just bad on accident? Even more hilarious is that you received upvotes! 

08/12/2018 - 10:09am I certainly can't think of…

I certainly can't think of any such victories off the top of my head.

Does it matter what past Michigan teams have and have not accomplished when discussing the 2018 version?

08/12/2018 - 2:02am Damn, son! 

Damn, son! 

08/10/2018 - 3:13pm They have the Big Mac we…

They have the Big Mac we have the Big Mick.

08/09/2018 - 9:36am Pre-tied bow ties are for…

Pre-tied bow ties are for lazy jerks! Negged!

08/08/2018 - 12:45am If I was drunk and high that…

If I was drunk and high that miiiiight be funny. Probably would ruin my high though.

08/08/2018 - 12:36am Well, fuck I didn't want to…

Well, fuck I didn't want to know what hell this post is about.

08/08/2018 - 12:29am Mine, too! Cypress, TX …

Mine, too! Cypress, TX (northwest Houston).

08/07/2018 - 1:45pm But teams are not only…

But teams are not only measured by their best. You also must consider every other position, especially weaknesses. You could argue our weakness on offense is more of a hindrance than those other team's greatest weakness. 

08/07/2018 - 1:36pm Is this ranking guessing…

Is this ranking guessing where teams will end up atthe end of the season or who is the best regardless of schedule? I thought it was the latter.

08/06/2018 - 8:46pm I agree. Especially…

I agree. Especially considering how much they were limited due to inexperience and QB play. 

08/04/2018 - 11:39am So, you're to blame for our…

So, you're to blame for our program struggles? 

 

Well, it should be easy enough to fix the issue...

08/03/2018 - 4:34pm Gruden is always available...

Gruden is always available...

08/03/2018 - 4:23pm London Bridge is in Lake…

London Bridge is in Lake Havasu City in Arizona. It was relocated in '67. There are also beaches there. So.... how much is that property?

 

Edit: Whoops the Doc said oceanfront...

Also you probably knew about London Bridge. 

08/02/2018 - 8:15pm Wow. How lame and insulting…

Wow. How lame and insulting can this be? Almost all of it, but the part about her never working and living off of child support just makes  whomever released this info seem childish in a blatant attempt to tarnish her image.

My main questions are does OSU have proof of any of this and, if so, why did they fire Smith?

08/02/2018 - 2:38pm Whhaaaaaa?! There were…

Whhaaaaaa?! There were things that were different?! Whoa.

08/01/2018 - 4:49pm Sorry, but Brady as OC? Neg!…

Sorry, but Brady as OC? Neg!!!

08/01/2018 - 3:43pm Thanks, sir. I just sent you…

Thanks, sir. I just sent you an email. 

It's funny that some have mentioned that other poster who offered something similar because I can't recall receiving mine either. Though my memory is trash. 

07/28/2018 - 3:31pm I believe it's easy to…

I believe it's easy to strongly appreciate Harbaugh if his Michigan tenure is separated from the previous coaches'(?).

For example, Harbaugh is responsible for 0-3 against OSU. But there's extra anxiety and pressure from the fanbase and media because of how the rivalry has gone with previous coaches. The same with MSU, and B1G Championships.

Dude's a great coach and I'm glad we have him. 

07/28/2018 - 3:17pm He's had luck... just not…

He's had luck... just not the right kind, mostly. 

07/27/2018 - 1:51pm Well, I love the SEC!

Well, I love the SEC!

07/27/2018 - 9:46am I'm pretty sure it's as…

I'm pretty sure it's as simple as douches wear AXE. The reporter is a douche. Not a difficult reference. 

I get the feeling you like simple writing because you're a simple person whose brain just doesn't understand moderately complex writing. No offense. 

07/24/2018 - 3:01pm You can't (or maybe shouldn…

You can't (or maybe shouldn't) be this dumb.