|09/21/2018 - 5:06pm||Bang, bang. Bang bang!||
Bang, bang. Bang bang!
|09/19/2018 - 8:27pm||So you tell us you're in a…||
So you tell us you're in a doctral night class, but not the toppings on the pizza or where the pizza's from? Jerk.
|09/14/2018 - 11:37am||I miss the gay cruises.||
I miss the gay cruises.
|09/13/2018 - 10:15am||Kill them?||
|09/04/2018 - 6:29pm||Man, if Hawkins could've…||
Man, if Hawkins could've extended his arms a bit the game's very different. If Gentry used his body to ward off the DB the game's different.
There are coaching issues and you could blame player mistakes on coaching and recruiting, but there have been so many plays the past two seasons where a player is in position and they don't make the play.
I don't think the game was as bad as it seemed though it was frustrating. Their strength lined up perfectly with Michigan's weakness.
|09/03/2018 - 10:35pm||You sir! You are the winner!||
You sir! You are the winner!
|09/02/2018 - 9:50am||Thank you. Yeesh people or…||
Thank you. Yeesh people or freaking the hell out! Last night was frustrating as shit, but people continue to connect unrelated events (i.e., night games from a decade ago.) to magnify the situation.
It would've been nice to have a preseason-type game against a baby seal.
|09/02/2018 - 9:46am||Wasn't Newsome a pretty good…||
Wasn't Newsome a pretty good tackle? M did lose a quality player at the position unexpectedly.
|09/01/2018 - 2:30pm||Book, the other QB, runs…||
Book, the other QB, runs well too. If the D contains that we're good.
|09/01/2018 - 2:27pm||Catching the punt then…||
Catching the punt then fumbling during the return was my interpretation since a muffed punt is not a fumble.
|08/30/2018 - 8:12pm||Isn't that why Kelly is back…||
Isn't that why Kelly is back in college though, because his system did not work in the NFL.
|08/30/2018 - 8:08pm||Has Kelly had success…||
Has Kelly had success without a QB that was a consistent threat to run? Masoli, Thomas, and Mariota were all significant threats to run. I'm not familiar with who his QBs anywhere else in college, though.
|08/26/2018 - 9:15pm||So, receivers are the only…||
So, receivers are the only passing threat?
Insert Morpheus "You-Think-That's-Air-You're-Breathing" gif.
|08/25/2018 - 5:18pm||Weird since we don't need to…||
Weird since we don't need to beat MSU and OSU in the same year to accomplish those goals.
|08/24/2018 - 10:42am||+1 for your knowledge of…||
+1 for your knowledge of the fluctuating costs of cock rings.
|08/23/2018 - 8:21pm||I agree if we're talking…||
I agree if we're talking about recruits whose only major offer is OSU or attending OSU will make a significant difference in the NFL hopes. Otherwise, I'd disagree.
|08/23/2018 - 7:58pm||While it's definitely true…||
While it's definitely true Ole Miss passed more it's also true M would have passed more if our QBs weren't... limited.
Edit: Also, Patterson doesn't have to be amazing for M to contend for the B1G Championship and CFP. If he's not an anchor, we're in good position. If he's good or better... shhhiiiiiiddd.
|08/23/2018 - 6:56pm||IKR? Polite asshole.||
IKR? Polite asshole.
|08/22/2018 - 3:48pm||Game day sign!||
Game day sign!
|08/21/2018 - 11:14pm||Yeah, in my multiple…||
Yeah, in my multiple viewings of those games, Speight was not playing well. So, I agree with you ,HAIL-YEA. I'm not sure why so many want to act like Speight was good before the Iowa injury. He was mediocre against mostly mediocre competition and defenses.
|08/21/2018 - 11:06pm||Then the old bull falls down…||
Then the old bull falls down the hill because he forgot his walker and has poor vision. Also, he forgot his Viagra so couldn't get it up.
I don't know why this popped in my head...
|08/21/2018 - 12:20am||This season's about to be…||
This season's about to be Shea-zy!!!
|08/20/2018 - 12:21pm||I don't pay a lot of…||
I don't pay a lot of attention to recruiting, but Michigan hasn't been on this kid's radar for quite a long time. This shouldn't be a big deal, some kids just want to leave the state or don't vibe with Michigan for any of myriad reasons.
|08/19/2018 - 6:14pm||I just love how the goal…||
I just love how the goal posts just wiggle all over the place in regards to Harbaugh and big games.
Beat MSU... nope, not a big game. Lose to MSU... BIG GAME BRO!
Beat Wisconsin, PSU... no sir. Not a big game.
|08/19/2018 - 2:07pm||It's very tired. There are…||
It's very tired. There are definitely issues, but god damn do cats on this board love complaining... about something that's free!
3.0 has issues, not enough content. Who cares that many of the writers are dealing with personal issues. Selfish assholes.
|08/12/2018 - 1:49pm||Potential answers.||
|08/12/2018 - 1:47pm||So, quadruple digits? Hell…||
So, quadruple digits? Hell yeah, maaaan!
|08/12/2018 - 1:41pm||Lol. Are you deliberately…||
Lol. Are you deliberately making a terrible argument or are you just bad on accident? Even more hilarious is that you received upvotes!
|08/12/2018 - 10:09am||I certainly can't think of…||
I certainly can't think of any such victories off the top of my head.
Does it matter what past Michigan teams have and have not accomplished when discussing the 2018 version?
|08/12/2018 - 2:02am||Damn, son!||
|08/10/2018 - 3:13pm||They have the Big Mac we…||
They have the Big Mac we have the Big Mick.
|08/09/2018 - 9:36am||Pre-tied bow ties are for…||
Pre-tied bow ties are for lazy jerks! Negged!
|08/08/2018 - 12:45am||If I was drunk and high that…||
If I was drunk and high that miiiiight be funny. Probably would ruin my high though.
|08/08/2018 - 12:36am||Well, fuck I didn't want to…||
Well, fuck I didn't want to know what hell this post is about.
|08/08/2018 - 12:29am||Mine, too! Cypress, TX …||
Mine, too! Cypress, TX (northwest Houston).
|08/07/2018 - 1:45pm||But teams are not only…||
But teams are not only measured by their best. You also must consider every other position, especially weaknesses. You could argue our weakness on offense is more of a hindrance than those other team's greatest weakness.
|08/07/2018 - 1:36pm||Is this ranking guessing…||
Is this ranking guessing where teams will end up atthe end of the season or who is the best regardless of schedule? I thought it was the latter.
|08/06/2018 - 8:46pm||I agree. Especially…||
I agree. Especially considering how much they were limited due to inexperience and QB play.
|08/04/2018 - 11:39am||So, you're to blame for our…||
So, you're to blame for our program struggles?
Well, it should be easy enough to fix the issue...
|08/03/2018 - 4:34pm||Gruden is always available...||
Gruden is always available...
|08/03/2018 - 4:23pm||London Bridge is in Lake…||
London Bridge is in Lake Havasu City in Arizona. It was relocated in '67. There are also beaches there. So.... how much is that property?
Edit: Whoops the Doc said oceanfront...
Also you probably knew about London Bridge.
|08/02/2018 - 8:15pm||Wow. How lame and insulting…||
Wow. How lame and insulting can this be? Almost all of it, but the part about her never working and living off of child support just makes whomever released this info seem childish in a blatant attempt to tarnish her image.
My main questions are does OSU have proof of any of this and, if so, why did they fire Smith?
|08/02/2018 - 2:38pm||Whhaaaaaa?! There were…||
Whhaaaaaa?! There were things that were different?! Whoa.
|08/01/2018 - 4:49pm||Sorry, but Brady as OC? Neg!…||
Sorry, but Brady as OC? Neg!!!
|08/01/2018 - 3:43pm||Thanks, sir. I just sent you…||
Thanks, sir. I just sent you an email.
It's funny that some have mentioned that other poster who offered something similar because I can't recall receiving mine either. Though my memory is trash.
|07/28/2018 - 3:31pm||I believe it's easy to…||
I believe it's easy to strongly appreciate Harbaugh if his Michigan tenure is separated from the previous coaches'(?).
For example, Harbaugh is responsible for 0-3 against OSU. But there's extra anxiety and pressure from the fanbase and media because of how the rivalry has gone with previous coaches. The same with MSU, and B1G Championships.
Dude's a great coach and I'm glad we have him.
|07/28/2018 - 3:17pm||He's had luck... just not…||
He's had luck... just not the right kind, mostly.
|07/27/2018 - 1:51pm||Well, I love the SEC!||
Well, I love the SEC!
|07/27/2018 - 9:46am||I'm pretty sure it's as…||
I'm pretty sure it's as simple as douches wear AXE. The reporter is a douche. Not a difficult reference.
I get the feeling you like simple writing because you're a simple person whose brain just doesn't understand moderately complex writing. No offense.
|07/24/2018 - 3:01pm||You can't (or maybe shouldn…||
You can't (or maybe shouldn't) be this dumb.