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11/14/2018 - 1:41pm 1st: It's Rutger.


1st: It's Rutger.

2nd: Every Big Ten team does not play Rutger.

3rd: The SEC also has terrible teams that equate to easy wins.

11/13/2018 - 10:35am Well, by golly, I hope UM…

Well, by golly, I hope UM can beat an interested team.

11/10/2018 - 7:37pm I think the 26-9 final score…

I think the 26-9 final score is confusing you. The game was 9-6 until MSU started fumbling away a chance to compete in the end.

11/10/2018 - 1:53pm I disagree.

I disagree.

11/10/2018 - 1:52pm I agree.

I agree.

11/06/2018 - 9:59pm Kentucky and LSU? Wow. The…

Kentucky and LSU? Wow. The SEC and ACC bias is a mofo. Yeesh. It seems the committee is setting the table for a 2-loss SEC team to make the CFP.

11/06/2018 - 11:09am I chuckled through these…

I chuckled through these highlights partly because Harrison is so much bigger and stronger than the rest of those kids and seeing him run go routes and high point the ball is kind of unfair and ridiculous.

I also recall being approached by ginormous man-sized high schoolers playing football and some of those memories aren't fun.

11/04/2018 - 4:10pm LSU is known for being…

LSU is known for being limited offensively. UM is not LSU. The two teams match up significantly different with Alabama.

11/04/2018 - 6:51am Was it the CCG? Alabama…

Was it the CCG? Alabama dropped to 5th then moved up to 4th after Auburn lost their 3rd game in the SEC CCG. Not at all the same as staying ahead of a CCG winner. 

11/04/2018 - 6:18am That seems like an insult…

That seems like an insult... Budweiser? 

10/31/2018 - 12:03am Naaaah, fuck that. I'm still…

Naaaah, fuck that. I'm still confused.



10/29/2018 - 4:30pm I'd prefer Gary get some…

I'd prefer Gary get some game action before OSU. That's a long time to sit out without playing in a game and he'd likely be rusty, regardless of how intense practice is.

10/29/2018 - 4:13pm I'm freaking jealous of how…

I'm freaking jealous of how good your puns are.

10/26/2018 - 10:51pm It's climate change, fool!

It's climate change, fool!

10/26/2018 - 10:39pm Moderately satisfied.

Moderately satisfied.

10/26/2018 - 3:57pm I be in agreement.

I be in agreement. I would definitely buy if there were no score or date. Then the shirt would maintain relevance for all past and future asswhoopins in any sport.

10/26/2018 - 3:55pm It works now. Maybe it was…

It works now. Maybe it was edited.

10/26/2018 - 3:53pm It's likely the font. Maybe…

It's likely the font. Maybe. Shit, I don't know.

10/26/2018 - 1:41pm I agree.

Am I a bad person? 

I agree.

Am I a bad person? 

10/26/2018 - 1:16pm (No subject)


10/22/2018 - 10:18pm They're basically saying I…

They're basically saying I never want to be the best, just better than OSU. That's very little brother-ish. Ew.

10/22/2018 - 6:53pm I wouldn't be surprised if…

I wouldn't be surprised if it's just his mom overreacting and Hudson does not transfer.

His mom's FB post seems like she's trying to sound nice like most transfers but there anger is pretty apparent. 

Add that to him not announcing anything. Just seems weird. 

10/22/2018 - 6:41pm All of the above. 


All of the above. 



I want it all AmorAll Benz and endless papes.

10/22/2018 - 12:25pm We'll see how OSU performs…

We'll see how OSU performs in their next game. Nebraska. Frost could really put a nail in the coffin of Meyer at OSU. Then MSU and Maryland. They could easily rebound with those 3 easy games lined up. 

OSU has a bye week, which can be very bad in allowing negative emotions to permeate with no game to focus/ use to take out frustrations. 

10/19/2018 - 10:36am The lack of down field…

The lack of down field success last week wasn't due to failure, it was the gameplan. UW keeps high safeties a lot to dissuade big plays and there was no need to force a deep throw when their offense posed very little threat and our offense was moving the ball pretty well. 

10/18/2018 - 8:59pm Who's that and why is he at…

Who's that and why is he at Ferris St.?

10/16/2018 - 12:43pm We can all text you our…

We can all text you our personally styled updates. Leave your cell.

10/16/2018 - 12:42pm Me too. I mean I'll be the…

Me too. I mean I'll be the physically, but not actually there there. 

10/14/2018 - 10:42am Well, what's the weather…

Well, what's the weather report? 

10/14/2018 - 10:34am Those runs count but that…

Those runs count but that stat shows PSUs run game was inconsistent. Which is relevant, especially considering how they couldn't run out the clock late to clinch the win. 


Also, how many INTs did PSU drop? 2 or 3? Terrible passes that landed right in their bellies. 

10/10/2018 - 11:31am If ND has 1 loss they'll…

If ND has 1 loss they'll remain a quality opponent. 

10/08/2018 - 11:15am Is Haskins eligible?

Is Haskins eligible?

10/06/2018 - 3:55pm Different people have…

Different people have different opinions? 

10/06/2018 - 2:21pm Is it just me or should…

Is it just me or should Griese shut up assuming it's an Achilles injury? Maybe he's right, but it seems uncouth to state that assumption. 

10/06/2018 - 1:44pm You know even overwhelming…

You know even overwhelming favorites lose in sports, right? 

10/06/2018 - 12:35pm So commercials have…

So commercials have infiltrated our posts! 

09/29/2018 - 4:59pm [INSERT OVERACTIVE COMMENT…


09/25/2018 - 8:52pm My boy is getting married…

My boy is getting married this weekend. On Friday. He's a smart dude.

09/22/2018 - 6:20pm Not a weird college football…

Not a weird college football rule, just a weird rule. 

09/21/2018 - 5:06pm Bang, bang. Bang bang! 

Bang, bang. Bang bang! 

09/19/2018 - 8:27pm So you tell us you're in a…

So you tell us you're in a doctral night class, but not the toppings on the pizza or where the pizza's from? Jerk.

09/14/2018 - 11:37am I miss the gay cruises.

I miss the gay cruises.

09/13/2018 - 10:15am Kill them? 

Kill them? 

09/04/2018 - 6:29pm Man, if Hawkins could've…

Man, if Hawkins could've extended his arms a bit the game's very different. If Gentry used his body to ward off the DB the game's different.

There are coaching issues and you could blame player mistakes on coaching and recruiting, but there have been so many plays the past two seasons where a player is in position and they don't make the play. 

I don't think the game was as bad as it seemed though it was frustrating. Their strength lined up perfectly with Michigan's weakness.

09/03/2018 - 10:35pm You sir! You are the winner!

You sir! You are the winner!

09/02/2018 - 9:50am Thank you. Yeesh people or…

Thank you. Yeesh people or freaking the hell out! Last night was frustrating as shit, but people continue to connect unrelated events (i.e., night games from a decade ago.) to magnify the situation. 

It would've been nice to have a preseason-type game against a baby seal.

09/02/2018 - 9:46am Wasn't Newsome a pretty good…

Wasn't Newsome a pretty good tackle? M did lose a quality player at the position unexpectedly.

09/01/2018 - 2:30pm Book, the other QB, runs…

Book, the other QB, runs well too. If the D contains that we're good. 

09/01/2018 - 2:27pm Catching the punt then…

Catching the punt then fumbling during the return was my interpretation since a muffed punt is not a fumble. 

08/30/2018 - 8:12pm Isn't that why Kelly is back…

Isn't that why Kelly is back in college though, because his system did not work in the NFL.