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09/02/2016 - 9:20am Someone's Excited

It me. 

08/10/2016 - 6:02pm For the uninitiated

The Morbotron is the Futurama-themed version of the Simpsons-centric website, which uses an algorithm to pull the exact scenes from episodes based on the dialog (often humorous) being used. It has both your standard meme and new and improved GIF making capability. 

Give it a go, it's a super way to kill time at work.


08/10/2016 - 5:53pm Not Just a Pilsner

Not Just a Pilsner

07/29/2016 - 9:46am During the Hawaii Game

I fully expect Mr. Shea to block at least 2 Wisconsin defenders on his way to the fridge for a frosty cold one. 

07/29/2016 - 9:10am Nike FlyKnit Mesh

If I'm not mistaken, it's most likely (but not definitely) the same kind of Nike FlyKnit mesh collar that they've been tossing on the Oregon (and new NFL, I think) unis. I have no opinion on the matter, they can be made to stand out against the jersey, which the Ducks do often, and with gusto, or they can blend in. I think the subtle touch is the obvious play here, would love to get a closer look. 

07/29/2016 - 8:42am Very Nice

07/28/2016 - 11:10am What main network?

Isn't Speak for Yourself (aka All Takes Matter) on FS1?

This isn't some internal SEC Network/ESPN doublespeak.

07/19/2016 - 3:47pm That was DameFan, see my link

That was DameFan, see my link above. Maybe he'll start posting again? I'm pretty sure he caught onto the board/blog talking about him at the time and posted a few replies.

07/19/2016 - 2:54pm DameFan

I'm reaching way back here, but does anyone remember DameFan?

Oh man, loved that guy.


The potato (every Ohioan's aspiration) everyone sent to Brian…

And the "Hell, they're even selling shirts here in Ohio" guy during the summer of ill-fated Hoke hope. 

11/14/2013 - 11:06am HAND-A WATCH

The mood is tense...

03/30/2013 - 12:55am If we could get

The NBA Jam "On Fire" animation synched over the Burke 3 gif, we'd have quite a stew going.. baby. 

07/31/2012 - 3:39pm Double Post


07/31/2012 - 11:21am Two tickets to Cowboys Classic

Sec. 241, Row 6. Email [email protected] if interested


06/04/2012 - 2:58pm And oddly enough

The actual M-themed Zubaz don't make the list?

06/04/2012 - 2:44pm The First Step

Is admitting that I do indeed own and sometimes wear that camo t-shirt.

01/06/2012 - 11:30am DENARD! IT'S A POSBANG!

08/24/2011 - 2:59pm Oh goodness no

They'll be just as bad. But not for lack of improvement, it's just the incremental improvement made when compared to the rest of the ACC teams and other Non-cons on their schedule is just not encouraging in the least. 

04/27/2011 - 11:14am Alright pie, I'm going to

Alright pie, I'm going to stand here simply doing this. (Bites down) And if you get eaten, it's your own fault.

04/07/2011 - 11:07pm Big time brass ones by

Big time brass ones by Scooter going straight to that same corner to the classless UND fans that flipped off our boys on the first goal. 

04/07/2011 - 9:06pm What on earth is the deal.

What on earth is the deal. Point at the center, zebra man. 

03/18/2011 - 3:51pm Not gonna lie

Stood up in my office and cheered at the poSturization. Co-worker walked by to see if I was alright, to which I replied, "Bro just got dunked on hard by Stu Douglass."

03/18/2011 - 2:11pm Novak

Is having an aneurysm of leadership in Pearl's face.

03/10/2011 - 5:21pm I'd put Brick on

But unless he's tracking a storm front he's useless. Lunardi, as has been pointed out ad nauseum, is a good predictor of the field as a whole, but is no better at seeding/predicting bracket makeup than you or I.

01/20/2011 - 5:30pm Say what you will about the

Say what you will about the man's ethics, professionalism, and qualifications. He can wave that damn towel like it's nobody's business.

01/20/2011 - 5:22pm Ralph Wiggum.

"Me fail

Ralph Wiggum.

"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

01/14/2011 - 4:01pm Beware of Jimmer. That is

Beware of Jimmer. That is all.

01/14/2011 - 3:49pm Gray Wolves on Monday, Timber

Gray Wolves on Monday, Timber Wolves on Tuesday...

01/14/2011 - 2:31pm I think there was a laces out

I think there was a laces out versus laces in issue. Hoke likes 'em in.

01/14/2011 - 2:26pm How did you get an advance

How did you get an advance copy of Anthony Morelli's memoirs!?

01/14/2011 - 12:55pm Fred Jackson

Ripped the sleeves off of Tressel's sweater.

01/14/2011 - 10:52am tl;dr


01/14/2011 - 10:48am And here I was just focusing

And here I was just focusing on the overall grittiness of the roster and everyone's ability to just make plays.

01/14/2011 - 10:42am Williams may have bought

Williams may have bought himself some more time with an excellent rebound year in Seattle. I won't take issue with your categorization of him as a bust because of where the Lions took him in the draft and his production up until he left the league. But another campaign like this season would go a long way, though he never panned out to his elite-wideout billing.

01/14/2011 - 10:02am That's the Michigan

That's the Michigan difference.

01/14/2011 - 9:39am Either that,

Or watching Pony Excess on 30 for 30 has made each of us super paranoid in regard to shady footbaw activity.

01/14/2011 - 9:20am Building off of this

Another thing that gets lost in the shuffle is that Nick Fairley, AU's defensive line standout, was also a JUCO transfer, and the circumstances of his admission to Auburn were very very suspect. He gets the flak for being a "dirty" player all season, but the firestorm that was the Cecil Newton Show definitely took a lot of scrutiny off of Fairley as well. I'm all for junior college players getting a fair shake and opportunity to live the same dream as any other college football player, but JUCO recruitment is still a black box into which most college football fans have very little real insight. I'll be interested to see if this comes up at all should Auburn come under investigation later on.

01/12/2011 - 4:38pm Spiders. Spiders on the

Spiders. Spiders on the field.

01/12/2011 - 4:15pm This argument makes way too

This argument makes way too much sense. Have you taken your irrational pills yet?

01/12/2011 - 4:13pm As of now, I'll blame you.

As of now, I'll blame you. Regardless of his decision (crossing my fingers he stays), we have to resist the urge to let it become a point of contention for our new HC and our recently un-pimped AD. Just roll with it, if he leaves wish him well, and let's look forward to 2011.

01/10/2011 - 9:37pm Balls.

Chip Kelly has them.

01/08/2011 - 11:03pm Braylon circus catch


Braylon circus catch

Wins game for foot loving coach

Next up Tom Brady.

01/08/2011 - 9:51pm Probably ashamed at the level

Probably ashamed at the level of discourse on the blog. /s

01/08/2011 - 9:49pm Mark Sanchez throws

Mark Sanchez throws late

Coach Ryan is not amused

Throw to Braylon more. 

01/08/2011 - 9:29pm Given his current predicament

Given his current predicament with cutting kids and other unsavory practices alleged at LSU, I would prefer he keep the sliminess of his (supposed possible) exit to a minimum. 

01/08/2011 - 9:21pm It's a sculpture in

It's a sculpture in Australia. It is creepy. 

01/08/2011 - 9:19pm Braylon

Holding onto a Sanchez bullet. Nice catch big guy. 

01/06/2011 - 1:56pm Obvious Troll.

Is obvious.

01/05/2011 - 4:54pm Protocol would dictate that

Protocol would dictate that it be bleach.

01/03/2011 - 5:30pm Well I'll be... LONG

Well I'll be... LONG PANTS.

Read the other thing. The non-duck thing.

01/03/2011 - 2:02pm Don't forget the dip. That

Don't forget the dip. That stuff is delicious. And may be in short supply very soon.