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08/14/2018 - 5:11pm He dropped the ball?

He dropped the ball?

08/13/2018 - 8:59pm My kids can take anywhere…

My kids can take anywhere between 2 and 467 minutes to find their shoes in the morning. 

08/12/2018 - 7:49pm Really should be a sticky…

Really should be a sticky for Mello's videos, they're always incredibly well done. 

08/10/2018 - 10:49pm Same reaction. The fact that…

Same reaction. The fact that Dr often speaks in absolutes, when seemingly offering opinions, now makes some sense. 

08/10/2018 - 7:12am Quarterbacks had an 11.9 QB…

Quarterbacks had an 11.9 QB rating when targeting David Long. That is absurd. 

08/09/2018 - 8:36pm I dont think you comprehend…

I dont think you comprehend the purpose of a message board. 

08/08/2018 - 7:37pm Had an '87 Lumbago…

Had an '87 Lumbago. Aerodynamics are for people that cant build engines. 

08/08/2018 - 6:10pm Same generation that expects…

Same generation that expects car payments from the tooth fairy

08/08/2018 - 5:36pm If it were a minute to the …

If it were a minute to the '18 season my kids would be in bed, and I'd have been drunk for the past six hours. Instead I'm making salami sandwiches for dinner and explaining to my six year old why the tooth fairy doesnt leave 20 spots. 

08/08/2018 - 5:28pm He's a radio personality,…

He's a radio personality, and a pretty good one in my humble opinion. Still uninformed though.

08/07/2018 - 3:25pm Yeah, I dont know, this is a…

Yeah, I dont know, this is a tough one. I was without power for just over eight days after Irma (slightly northwest or Orlando), and I can confidently say that it was the most miserable week of my life. Temps were in the mid 90s every day and didnt drop below 80 at night. I slept maybe an average of 1-2 hours per night, and the kids were roughly the same. The generator was installed last week, we wont be going through that again. 

08/06/2018 - 8:38pm Honest question- is having a…

Honest question- is having a threat on the outside between DPJ/Black/Nico really in doubt? I'm not suggesting all three are going to be studs, but I have to think at least one of them will be much more than a threat, simply based on the flashes of pure athleticism and playmaking ability that we saw last year.

08/03/2018 - 9:00pm Excellent application of the…

Excellent application of the edit button. +1

08/03/2018 - 4:51pm Is it possible hes simply…

Is it possible hes simply fighting for leverage in his buyout? I still think hes gone, but his choice of words could almost be construed as veiled threats. 

08/03/2018 - 4:42pm "I'm sorry I got caught in a…

"I'm sorry I got caught in a massive lie. Love always, Urbz". 

08/02/2018 - 8:03pm To hell with Notre Dame!

To hell with Notre Dame!

08/02/2018 - 7:47pm I know we put a man on the…

I know we put a man on the moon and all, but did we ever reeeaaally put a man on the moon? 

08/01/2018 - 10:09pm That's cute, you still…

That's cute, you still believe that ESPN is the world wide leader?

08/01/2018 - 9:58pm Yes- she explicitly stated…

Yes- she explicitly stated that she "had to tell Urban". That was as close as it got to "I told him". 

08/01/2018 - 9:52pm With that being said,…

With that being said, Shelley is certainly obligated to report. At the very least, (and strawman as it may be), they have to come down on her. Does he willingly stick around a program with all of the embarrassment that would entail for his family. After all,  hes a family man now. 

08/01/2018 - 8:25pm There is not a single…

There is not a single homerun in your list, but it's the most reasonable list ive seen. This is the beginning of our run.  August 1st, 2018; a day that will live in infamy for those bastards. 

08/01/2018 - 8:10pm I wont give a fuck. There…

I wont give a fuck. There will be no asterisks when Harbaugh brings a national championship to Ann Arbor. This will be Urban Meyers legacy. Harbaugh will be known as the guy that saved Michigan football and didnt trust poultry. 

08/01/2018 - 8:04pm That's certainly not it. The…

That's certainly not it. The national media cares about what is happening at OSU, the same cannot be said for MSU.  The media terminated Urban Meyer, not anyone affiliated with OSU.  

08/01/2018 - 2:29pm Delaney will petition the…

Delaney will petition the NCAA to reduce allocated stretching time at UM in order to offset the additional training needed at OSU. 

08/01/2018 - 1:16pm He could also win the day by…

He could also win the day by coming out and saying that he did exactly what was appropriate, escalating it to his boss. I would love nothing more than to see Warinner at a podium calling Meyer a liar, because I (Warinner) looked him and the eyes and told him what was going on. 

07/31/2018 - 6:12pm Locked for posterity. …

Locked for posterity.  Wimbush will be the starter for ND, and there's no way in hell a Brandon Wimbush led team will score 17 against this defense.  

07/30/2018 - 11:36pm Your dots, they are not…

Your dots, they are not connecting. How did we go from "never really seemed to be in on this one" to "too many guys we were feeling good about are trending elsewhere?   

07/28/2018 - 12:41pm South America is the best…

South America is the best place to travel to for games. 

07/26/2018 - 2:07pm I missed the part where…

I missed the part where someone said he committed. 

07/22/2018 - 9:07am If not Spieth, I'd really…

If not Spieth, I'd really like to see Kisner lift the jug.  The fact that he was suspended by his home club for drinking beer and gambling on the course makes him a good dude in my book. 

07/19/2018 - 8:32pm Burt Reynolds played at one…

Burt Reynolds played at one of the Florida schools, think it was Florida St. 

Terry Crews played at WMU before his pro career, and (presumably) before he was sexually assaulted by a hollywood exec (who the fuck sexually assaults Terry Crews and doesnt die?). 

07/19/2018 - 7:26pm Possible you're just not…

Possible you're just not good at sarcasm? 

07/19/2018 - 6:26pm Fyi- Stephen A. Smith's…

Fyi- Stephen A. Smith's mother lost a battle with cancer last year (fuck cancer). There is no one left. 

07/19/2018 - 6:21pm Maybe Louisville will name…

Maybe Louisville will name their football facilities after him then? 

07/19/2018 - 6:20pm I'd be willing to bet that…

I'd be willing to bet that its upwards of 85%. The median tenure at any job in the US is 4.6 years. 

07/18/2018 - 12:13pm Subs for lunch!

Subs for lunch!

07/13/2018 - 11:56am Shut up and bang me!

Shut up and bang me!

06/26/2018 - 11:26pm Therein lies the rub

Therein lies the rub

06/03/2018 - 8:27pm I need to be vetted on discord: Sum1savage

I need to be vetted on discord: Sum1savage

05/19/2018 - 10:19pm Admit it, you reached on the

Admit it, you reached on the last two. Sweeney seems like the real deal, but I'm not 100% sure he could replicate is success elsewhere. Chip Kelly? C'mon?

05/19/2018 - 8:02pm well that was certainly a hasty escalation.

well that was certainly a hasty escalation.

05/13/2018 - 8:43pm When we're talking about how many stars one has,

When we're talking about how many stars one has, what exactly should I be looking at?
I have one star under the "overall" on the left. I also have one star next to karma, one star next to awards, 2 next to turns played, and five next to links explored?
I'm assuming it's the overall I should be looking at, but cant figure out how to move it to two?

05/13/2018 - 8:41am I've replaced All Day with Lagunitas Sumpin Easy.

I've replaced All Day with Lagunitas Sumpin Easy. Fantastic beach beer.

05/11/2018 - 11:18pm Perfect reason to crack another one, Go

Perfect reason to crack another one, Go Blue!

05/11/2018 - 3:07pm link? I'm ready to nerd so hard.

link? I'm ready to nerd so hard.

05/10/2018 - 11:18pm I'm sure the 6'7" guy that

I'm sure the 6'7" guy that you cut blocked to death in high school is exactly the same as this other 6'7" guy because all 6'7" guys possess the same athleticism.
What's really weird is that I had a cousin with one ear, and wouldn't you know it, that sumamabitch couldn't paint worth a shit.

05/10/2018 - 11:06pm I know you embrace the sky is falling schtick, but

I know you embrace the sky is falling schtick, but we haven't had many problems handling OSU's line the last several years. Our issues were with QBs making terrible decisions and holding onto the ball entirely too long. Eliminate one, or both of those issues, and Harbaugh is 2-1 against them with the exact same line.

05/10/2018 - 11:00pm Dollars to donuts that any team in the country

Dollars to donuts that any team in the country would take, and start, Black and DPJ with a guarantee of at least two more years of having them on the field. I'd say the same for Higdon, although he may not be a guaranteed starter at 10 to 15 schools. Evan's is a step behind, but hes an extremely serviceable 125 or so carries for the season.
Gentry and/or McKeon both have the ability to change games in a hurry, particularly when they're not the only threat on the field.
My issue is with your usage of the word "problems". I dont see many "problems", with the exception of the tackle spots. Obviously, all of the spots are also codependent. If even one of them gets rolling (please be the line), the rest will synchronously step forward. This team doesnt need a miracle at one spot. With Shea in the fold, I'm much more confident that the pieces can, and will, come together quickly.

05/10/2018 - 8:03pm Clayton Thorson (think he may blow up), Patterson,

Clayton Thorson (think he may blow up), Patterson, Hornibrooke, Lewerke, Haskins.

05/10/2018 - 7:54pm 5. Michigan QB #1, #2, and #3 held onto the ball

5. Michigan QB #1, #2, and #3 held onto the ball long enough for me to say "throw it...get rid of it...throw the fucking ball" before getting sacked 8-10 times per game.