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10/19/2018 - 9:25pm Jeffersons Presidential Old…

Jeffersons Presidential Old Rum Cask Finish with a big ol' block of ice, because fuck state. 

10/19/2018 - 8:51am And this, boys and girls,…

And this, boys and girls, was how the trash tornado came to be. 

10/14/2018 - 11:11am Another hidden gem in this…

Another hidden gem in this win: 1 penalty, albeit a 15-yarder. Great to see the flags in the refs pockets, and that hopefully the penalty issues are getting cleaned up on both sides of the ball moving forward. 

10/14/2018 - 10:56am And there's absolutely…

And there's absolutely nothing wrong with Higdon saying they're the best.

10/14/2018 - 10:55am Both wrong. It's…

Both wrong. It's Warrrrrrrrinnnner. 

10/13/2018 - 1:09pm Because she's an attractive…

Because she's an attractive brunette. 

10/11/2018 - 8:36pm Except he'd have to wear a…

Except he'd have to wear a lions uniform, and, you know, play football for the Detroit Lions. 

10/11/2018 - 8:34pm Julius Erving, but with a…

Julius Erving, but with a wicked forehand. 

10/11/2018 - 3:27pm Does ripping one's own heart…

Does ripping one's own heart out and eating it help or hurt draft stock? 

10/10/2018 - 5:14pm world wide washers?

The World Wide Washer?

10/10/2018 - 1:21pm Am I the only one that gets…

Am I the only one that gets momentarily excited thinking a meme is coming, only to be let down by a foot cream ad?

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10/10/2018 - 10:21am I was just poking fun at you…

I was just poking fun at you inadvertantly suggesting that Minnesota is a 29.5 point favorite, and that you like them to cover. 

10/10/2018 - 9:55am I don't see Minnesota…

I don't see Minnesota covering your -29.5

10/10/2018 - 8:58am Care to share what it read?

Care to share what it read?

10/09/2018 - 6:18pm Then why is Stanford playing…

Then why is Stanford playing UCF next year? Should we tell Stanford that UCF might be good, or do you think they already know?

10/09/2018 - 1:40pm Beating more than two (I'm…

Beating more than two (I'm giving them the benefit of the doubt that they would have beat NC, had they been able to play) power 5 teams would certainly be a good start.  They just don't play enough quality opponents to have an argument. If they want to play with the big boys when it matters, they need to be there when the game starts  

10/08/2018 - 5:48pm I'd feel sorry for him, but…

I'd feel sorry for him, but there are much better causes and I only have so much to give. 

10/07/2018 - 8:58am And he hurdles dudes…

And he hurdles dudes sometimes, just because he can. 

10/03/2018 - 2:07pm While I don't disagree, help…

While I don't disagree, help me understand another logical explanation for the data.  You're not stating anything that refutes the data, but rather saying (paraphrasing) "it can't be true because it doesn't make sense".

10/02/2018 - 1:34pm Yes; however, there's an…

Yes; however, there's an almost zero chance he's around for six years if he finds a way to stay healthy moving forward. 

09/30/2018 - 12:45am This post sucks. You should…

This post sucks. You should refer to Ron Utah's tutorial for future posting if you plan to continue contributing to the board. 

09/26/2018 - 1:03pm Have you ever left a job? If…

Have you ever left a job? If so, did you base your decision to leave on how it would impact the company and coworkers that you were leaving, or did you just do what was best for you and your family?

09/26/2018 - 7:44am Good call. Let's try this…

Good call. Let's try this again.

NW has lost three or less games in three of the last six seasons. The last time they accomplished this was 1994-1996. Prior to that it was in the early 1940s when they strung together seasons of 6-2, 5-3, 1-9, and 6-2.  Winning percentage during the 1940-1943 stretch was .529, compared to Fitzgeralds recent run of .618 of the 6-year period. 

09/25/2018 - 8:59pm The kind that dont have…

The kind that dont have enough teeth to hold back the incessant flow of saliva from their winter green Grizzly-stuffed lower lip. IE; Staee fans. 

09/25/2018 - 1:23pm Hes had three 10-win seasons…

Hes had three 10-win seasons in the last six years.  For historical perspective, 1995 and 1903 were the only other 10-win seasons in their history. I'd say he's doing alright by their standards. 

09/24/2018 - 11:10pm The last time there were…

The last time there were three undefeated teams in college football was 2004, one of those three in '04 was an FCS team in Boise St. Prior to 2004, it was 1973. Its a fairly safe bet that there wont be three this year, and more than likely there wont be two. 

With that assumption, which two to three one-loss teams will have better resumes than a one-loss Michigan with wins @OSU, @MSU, vs Wisconsin,  and vs PSU?

09/24/2018 - 7:54pm This is dumb. Any 1-loss B1G…

This is dumb. Any 1-loss B1G team is in the playoff, no questions asked. 

Who's the second SEC team that you have making it? I'm guessing it's a 1-loss Bama/UGA. What would be the signature out of conference win on their schedules?  The best non-con game either of them will play is UGA vs Ga Tech.  

09/24/2018 - 6:46pm I dont think it's too late,…

I dont think it's too late, but I do think that Brian, Seth, and company should be publicly owning the problem while hosting open casting calls for mods. Theres a plethora of respected members on this sight that spend plenty of time here already, I cant imagine it would be difficult to find a few trusted moderators. LSA is currently being asked to do the job of ten mods, and hes (predictably) being overrun. 

09/24/2018 - 6:42pm You mean the very first link…

You mean the very first link he provided? It's almost as if the OP could've heeded their own advice and provided a brief synopsis in addition to the link. 

09/23/2018 - 9:08pm That, and the original Lloyd…

That, and the original Lloyd Brady photoshop thread were two of the greatest moments in this here blogs history. 

09/21/2018 - 5:59pm Thought you said it was a…

Thought you said it was a cardigan?

09/21/2018 - 5:54pm Just upvoted the shit out of…

Just upvoted the shit out of this thread, simply because I can and it counts. 

09/20/2018 - 3:16pm So "how does my ass tate"…

So "how does my ass tate" isnt going to be a thing? Noted. 

09/20/2018 - 3:13pm Their offense scored 45…

Their offense scored 45 points (38 in regulation) against app st. They didn't "struggle" on that side of the ball. 

09/18/2018 - 9:26pm Just bought my buddy a…

Just bought my buddy a bottle of the 16 year presidential for his 40th. Damn good bourbon. Saw the aged at sea while on the hunt for the 16 year and was intrigued, will have to give it a shot. 

09/17/2018 - 10:05am 9/13. 77.8% CMP%. 237 yds. 3…

9/13. 77.8% CMP%. 237 yds. 3 paTD. 

09/17/2018 - 9:53am Troll

https://mgoblog.com…

Troll

https://mgoblog.com/users/urbanwarfare

09/16/2018 - 8:57pm You should do a front page…

You should do a front page breakdown of this analysis at TTB. Both of your readers will surely appreciate the insight. 

09/16/2018 - 11:22am Thank you both- my thoughts…

Thank you both- my thoughts were aligned, just didnt want to lead the witness. 

09/16/2018 - 10:50am With Fournette likely out, I…

With Fournette likely out, I need 2 RBs and a flex out of the following options for my 12-man PPR league. Help a brother out 

  • Chris Thompson
  • Alfred Morris
  • Kelvin Benjamin
  • Phillip Lindsay
  • Jamaal William's
  • LeSean McCoy 
09/16/2018 - 10:39am I'd stay away from Matthew's…

I'd stay away from Matthew's until he proves himself healthy and starts getting some targets. 

Benjamin would be my play.  At least you know he'll get the targets,  and hes probably the highest floor player on that injury riddled list. 

09/15/2018 - 7:07am You have to go back to the…

You have to go back to the first two games of the 2011 season to find the last time Kansas win back to back games. Never bet on Kansas, and definitely never bet on Kansas to do it twice. 

09/15/2018 - 7:00am Indiana -14.5 vs Ball state…

Indiana -14.5 vs Ball state.  Theres a tremendous amount of value in Indiana, as Ball St is giving up points after keeping Notre Dame close. 

Troy +10 @ Nebraska.  Troy is one of the better group of 5 teams out there (despite taking a beating from a very good Boise St team). Theres a good chance Nebraska doesnt have their dynamic true freshman starting QB, and if they dont, I think troy wins this one outright. 

 

09/13/2018 - 5:56pm Why dont you just wash both…

Why dont you just wash both hands simultaneously like the rest of the world. 

09/11/2018 - 7:18pm Perfect list! I wasnt…

Perfect list! I wasnt ecstatic about his ability to assemble and mold a dominant line, but this list tipped the scales for me. After reading this list, I can confidently say that he was a great hire and will continue to be a great offensive line coach for years to come. 

09/11/2018 - 10:19am That throw was exactly what…

That throw was exactly what this fan base has been clamoring for the last decade. Nico had his man smoked, and all Shea had to do was not dramatically under nor overthrow him. He did exactly that, and wouldnt you know, it resulted in six points. 

09/10/2018 - 3:20pm Alas, the ol' "no one else…

Alas, the ol' "no one else plays bad teams" arguement that makes no sense whatsoever. 

09/09/2018 - 9:30am I'm in the same boat. Torn…

I'm in the same boat. Torn between Jarvis Landry and Tyrell William's. I think they're going to score a ton of points in LA today.