Scariest dudes in college football

Submitted by Sommy on September 8th, 2009 at 3:19 AM

I was just reading the billionth Mike Martin thread on the week (which I'm totally fine with as a Mike Martin fan), and I was thinking, who are the scariest dudes in football today? Like, if you had to assemble a first team all-American group of guys that eat flesh, who would be on it?

I'm not sure who exactly I would nominate, but Mike Martin is a sure vote.

Comments

formerlyanonymous

September 8th, 2009 at 8:49 AM ^

I'm always afraid that Charlie Weis will either eat our best player, or his weight will collapse upon himself creating a fairly sizable black hole, ending the world by Decemeber 2012.

As for players, whoever that safety was that popped the FSU WR on the 2 pt conversion looked like he could hit.

octal9

September 8th, 2009 at 11:24 AM ^

I had my reply all set and ready until I saw yours, which happened to be at the very bottom of the page. BOOOOOO. POST BETTER.

Jesus christ it's a Mike Martin GET IN THE CAR is exactly why Mike Martin is on this list.

He's also the Juggernaut, bitch!

I know these guys aren't in college anymore, but they were: Jake Long. Vernon Gholston. Oh and Plaxico Burress, because whomever is so unwieldy with firearms as to shoot oneself is one person from whom I am staying the hell away.