Replacement Replacement

Submitted by Elno Lewis on

The corch who replaces RR isn't the important thing here. The guy who replaces the guy who replaces RR is. Allow me to explain. The first guy to replace a legend always fails. Just ask anyone who has ever read a sports page. So, you gott automatically know that the guy who replaces the current guy will have to be replaced shortly thereafter by another guy who will probably succeed. So, that means, we should hire Debord or English to replace RR because we know they will fail faster than other guys, and we can get the REALZ guy in here sooner. Who is that REALZ guy? Come on. You all know. You are intelligent, experienced and rational sports fans. So, root for the replacement replacement. Book it.

The Original Seth

May 3rd, 2010 at 2:39 PM ^

 

There's no way that Jim Schwartz, superbowl winning head coach of the DEEEEtroit Lions, isn't the first name on the replacement's replacement's replacement list, when it comes down to it.

MadMonkey

May 3rd, 2010 at 2:45 PM ^

add a single integer to your point total, sir.

And, extra credit for the unintended use of "corch", which I believe is a fusion of "torched" and "coach".

david from wyoming

May 3rd, 2010 at 2:43 PM ^

I heard from a insizer that UM is talking to Bob Stoops. Either him or Pete Carroll. Or Bill Belichick. Book that.

Elno Lewis

May 3rd, 2010 at 2:52 PM ^

I started this as a cerally threered and you dewds is a maikin a mockery of it!  A Mockery I say!

 

Where are the mgoidiot mods when you need them?  What the hell good are all these points if you  can't get a mod to fiax this shiat?

 

How can you have yer pudding if you can't eat yer meat?

MGrad

May 3rd, 2010 at 3:30 PM ^

But who replaces the replacement's replacement?  After all, they are probably chasing NFL money after they succeed at Michigan.  Abandon all hope!

FGB

May 3rd, 2010 at 4:05 PM ^

but the satire goes over most of the forest's heads because the forest has been inundated by drivel for months, does it make a sound?