OTish: Missed Recruit /s

How did we miss this guy? Gotta be 5 stars. He'll prolly be NFL MVP one day..

I repeat, how did we miss him? What a failure of a recruiting year. Cue the doom. 

From MaxPreps: (Never seen before high school highlights of one J.J. Watt)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2rq92cP6ZA

(eMbed fail except for sMart phone app)

Hails from Waukesha, WI

DE

Other suitors in order: Wisconsin, Coastal Carolina, Mid-Tennessee St., St. Mary's (PA), Gonzaga Sprint Team, obviously Alabama, Ohio University (NTO), Findlandia 

6'5" 290lbs

Likes: QB meat, blood, screaming woooooo like Ric Flair, the coasts of Maine.

Dislikes:  Loud birds and Burt Reynolds/ Uncle Rico love children: (Dave Wanstache is 1st cousin)

HS Career Stats:

Freshman: Broke bench press, senior girls fainted at sight, backup QB teammate quit out of fear.

Sophomore: Three QB carted off field, A concussed teammate after a bare Watt headbutt, and a steady relationship with Jessica Alba. 

Junior: National Guard called by two visiting opponents to stop pass rush, dropped squat bar registered a 4.7 on Richter scale, and confused for a bull moose. 

Senior: 1st ever season in high school football history all opponents forfeit before kickoff, drag races with Sean Connery, not allowed on the Bachelor show because of lack of competition, and tackling drills with polar bears due to lack of season play to be ready for college.

Can't believe Jim Harbaugh hasn't waved his maniacal genius wand and committed him. This has been a utter failure of a recruiting season. Let's just pack it in.