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Submitted by Darker Blue on August 25th, 2023 at 8:46 PM

If you left your house in a car going 43 mph and Marques Slocum leaves his house going 69 mph at what point will the space time continuum intersect with the fuck lion and destroy the universe?

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Dennis

August 25th, 2023 at 9:12 PM ^

if you weft youw house i-in a c-caw g-going 43 mph and mawques swocum weaves h-his h-house g-going 69 mph at w-what point will the space time continuum intewsect with t-the fwickk wion and d-destwoy the u-univewse?

 

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mi93

August 25th, 2023 at 11:56 PM ^

At about noon Saturday November 25. You’ll hear a large sucking sound. It’ll look like a blur of white, scarlet and grey. It’ll have a lousy lumberjack beard. It’ll complain about snowflakes because, well, it’s also a snowflake. It’ll say things like “the” and “thee” and none of it will make sense. It may try to punch your sister in the face because it strives to pick winnable fights but it doesn’t realize your sister is a bad ass. And then it will take a dump in your styrofoam cooler, unapologetically, and claim it’s lone victory of the day. That is until you remind them it’s their shelter for the night. Qed. Bithces. 

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