OT: Magglio's Hair

Submitted by dex on
In this thread we mourn the loss of Magglio's gorgeous locks and celebrate the birth of baby head shave Magglio.

tk47

June 24th, 2009 at 10:54 PM ^

This should definitely break him out of his slump, I mean look at what Iverson's mid-season haircut did for him ... oh, wait

MichiganStudent

June 25th, 2009 at 8:01 AM ^

The lack of weight on his head now should help him locate pitches easier, which will equate into more hits, rbi's, and home runs. Anyone else thinking this to? ...No? ...hmm...

aawolve

June 25th, 2009 at 10:19 AM ^

and recognizes the majesty of those locks. Ordonez cut off his trademark long hair before the game, hoping to end a season-long slump that has seen him hit just two homers. He finished with two singles. "I was jealous - he has beautiful hair," Leyland said. "I told him that if I had been there, I'd like to have picked it up and made a toupee." http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/9723492/Piniella,-Cubs-at-a-loss-aga…

Seth9

June 25th, 2009 at 12:02 PM ^

Two hits tells me that Magglio's act of getting his hair cut has brought balance to the Force and allowed Magglio to be good again...