New Jersey

Submitted by Sommy on
If I were a state, I'd want to be New Jersey, because that way, if I ever had to reference myself in terms of a body part, I'd know what body part I am, even if it is something else's armpit.
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Six Zero

December 18th, 2008 at 5:12 PM ^

who was possibly the single most annoying life form since Friends' Ross Gellar. He was simply incapable of ever thinking about anyone's feelings, concerns, or even awareness other than his own. Undoubtedly the most selfish and incompatible person I've ever met. His four favorite words were: "Me, mine, & Go Yankees." Unfortunately, about one in every three New Jersey natives I've ever met since then are like him in every way. If you're from NJ and are reading this blog, it can only be assumed that you're the exception. Go Blue.

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MaizeAndBlueWahoo

December 18th, 2008 at 5:50 PM ^

New Jersey has the country's fastest drivers. Atlanta has the second-fastest and Detroit the third, but the New Jersey Turnpike is America's Autobahn. You are an impediment to traffic flow if you're doing 75. My first impression of New Jersey was that they started to try and replicate Brooklyn, but halfway through they said "fuck it" and filled the rest in with gas stations.

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