M Daily Composes Poem w/Harbaugh Tweets

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A Real Toe-Tapper

Ppl say I’m crazy doing what I’m doing,
Give me all kinds of warnings to save me from ruin
“These haters can’t hold me back”
No fear for water! See a little nervousness at dentist
“They said” artificial sweeteners were safe
Le Big Mac and Royale with Cheese please
I’m not a food critic, merely a blunt instrument who only knows football.
Fueling up on Bacon

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S/O to @colincowherd
S/O to East Quad orientators, Dominick’s enthusiasts & the Oklahoma Drill.
S/O to @G_Eazy
Congrats to our friend @BigSean
A real toe-tapper

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If you want to learn something new, read something old
Spending the day mining for Gold
Hustle! Constant Hustle! Hustling at All Times!
History doesn’t repeat itself but it does rhyme
Anything less than a man’s best effort cheats himself! Demeans him! Spoils him! Ruins him! Cheapens him!
If that offends anybody then so be it!

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Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday
A Great Day!
A Great Week!
A Great Month!
A Great Year!
Great with a capital “G!”

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Suggestion to my Rocky Top colleague
Georgia Coach
Director Smith
You will reap what you sow.

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BTW Miss Sarah likes me in a Cowboy hat too!

 

 

https://www.michigandaily.com/section/football/jim-harbaugh-twitter-poe…

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bacon

March 23rd, 2016 at 11:06 PM ^

I never get poetry. I also don't get poets. Especially warrior poets. "They fought like warrior poets; they fought like Scotsmen, and won their freedom." -Braveheart

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DreisbachToHayes

March 24th, 2016 at 6:27 AM ^

This Harbaugh poetry is the only poetry I have enjoyed in my life.

There is no way to distinguish between what is poetry and what isn't poetry.

Therefore, if what is and isn't poetry can't even be distinguished, then it is impossible to determine if a piece of writing is good or bad poetry.

Did I just write a poem?  Yes!  And no!  

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Bando Calrissian

March 24th, 2016 at 7:41 PM ^

1st Hayden, 2nd Cooley, 1st Strauss here.

Anybody else live the run-up to the room lottery where if you wanted a single and had a high number, you'd walk around endlessly to catch rooms with the door open to make sure they still had the sink? You'd guard that info like a national secret.

The year after I got out of there, they finally put together the fucking master list.

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LSAClassOf2000

March 24th, 2016 at 6:37 AM ^

You know, even if Jim Harbaugh had never used Twitter, if you asked people which coach at the University would have written such a poem if given the opportunity, there is only one possible answer to this one anyway just going by personality and presser content alone. 

I don't think there are very many coaches whose Twitter feed could be recombined into something that is a serviceable poem, at least not quite as smoothly as Harbaugh's. 

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