funkywolve

January 7th, 2011 at 5:49 PM ^

Considering Les Miles is in Dallas, TX getting ready to coach a game tonight I have to assume DB stopped in for cajun food?

Either that or DB is clueless as to the fact that Les Miles is in Dallas right now.

LSAClassOf2000

January 7th, 2011 at 6:49 PM ^

According to FlightAware, the plane is now at KSAV, which is Savannah/ Hilton Head International. Another clandestine meeting or a chance to  disappear onto the beaches of Hilton Head?

The FannMan

January 7th, 2011 at 11:09 PM ^

This is the actual fake conversation on the plane 20 minutes after it landed.  It begins with Brandon returning to the plane:

Mary Sue Coleman: Damn it Dave, where the hell have you been?  I have eaten every Chex mix and peanut packet on this damn plane.  If I keep this up, I will end up looking like Hillary Clinton!

Dave Brandon: What, didn't you like the pizza I left for you?

MSC: Uh, no.  Now, where the hell is Les Miles? 

DB:  Well, funny thing.  Coach Miles appears to be in Dallas.  I have been told that there is a so-called "Cotton Bowl" today in which LSU is playing.  Who knew?

MSC: Oh, what the fuck!  Dave, how could you not know that?  It's just like Tuesday when I had to tell you what "NFL" meant and why we lost darling Jimmy.

DB nervously drinks water and looks to the side for no apparent reason.

MSC: Not this shit again!  David - look at straight at me and tell me that we didn't waste a plane trip down here!

DB: Mary Sue, I have to blame Rich Rod.  I played for Bo and he always knew when the Cotton Bowl was.  Rich should have told me. 

MSC:  You fired him.  You can't blame him anymore,  You own this mess!

DB:  But, I am a strong willed CEO.  Look at my pimp hand!

MSC:  Good heavens.  Since we are here, lets go visit Lloyd in Hilton Head.  Maybe he has some vodka I can pound.

DB:  Sounds good to me!  Hey, do you think he would like some pizza?

Then the plane took off and the fake audio stopped,  Of course, like everything else on this blog for the last month, this is based on pure speculation and stems from soul crushing worry over what appears to be total cluster.  The vodka pounding thing, however, is a good idea.  

mgoride

January 7th, 2011 at 11:17 PM ^

Heard somewhere that DB's plane is in Scottsdale.  You know who else is in Scottsdale right now?  

Gruden, right?  Isn't he calling the national championship game monday?  

Coincidence?  I hope not.  You never know.

Anyone but Hoke or Miles...