META: The Effect of CC: on Health

Submitted by MeanJoe07 on

In the incredibly unlikely scenario that Harbaugh does not become the head coach of Michigan and is abducted by aliens (I can't think of any other reason he wouldn't become Michigan's coach), what would we all do?  SERIOUSLY?  What would we do!? Currently we have a thread dedicated to Harbaugh themed Christmas songs.  Have we ever had so many eggs in one basket?  Is that basket woven from Harbaugh's hair and are those eggs actually tiny Harbaugh heads with little headsets on that are singing Harbaugh Christmas songs?  I would be worried about the health of the fans and people I don't even know.  Seriously, what would you do guys?  Should I be worried about my own health? Is the fact that I'm actually posting this thread answering that question?

DISCUSS/COMMENTS

 

EDIT: HARBAUGH!!

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Justin37801

December 16th, 2014 at 6:21 PM ^

For me it depends on who the hire ended up being. If it was a sketchy deal, I would probably make an effort to get drunk but end up tired and going to bed at 10:00. I would follow that the next morning by telling the wife how I am done watching Michigan football until they get a real coach. Finally, I get to spend 12 Saturdays next season hearing " I thought you were not going to watch that shitty dumpster fire?" .

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evenyoubrutus

December 16th, 2014 at 6:22 PM ^

The best thing for me would be to strap myself to a chair with my eye lids taped open, and inject my self with high doses of apomorphine while watching endless hours of Harbaugh coached football games.

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JZ

December 16th, 2014 at 6:25 PM ^

I'd be really dissapointed if we did not land Harbaugh, BUT I would not be suicidal....contigent upon us landing a viable #2 (Miles, Mora, Stoops, surprise CC). 

If we completely struck out, lost more recruits, and hired Schiano -- I would genuinely consider blacking out (booze) and blacking out the 2015 season. 

Don't make me do it!!!!!!!!!

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MeanJoe07

December 16th, 2014 at 6:30 PM ^

You know that scene in Ten Year Engagement when they are in Zingermans and she swallows her puke and that big dude is all like "bauu"...."bauu" "Did you just puke in your....Bauu" as he tries to stop himself from puking. That's how I feel when anyone mentions Mich hiring Schian...bauu.

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lastofthedogmen

December 16th, 2014 at 6:45 PM ^

"I would draw the shades and live in the dark.  I would never get out of my slarpad, nor clean myself.  My fluids would coagulate, my cone would shrivel, and I would die.  Miserable, and lonely.  The stench... would be great."

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MBloGlue

December 16th, 2014 at 6:48 PM ^

Personally, if Harbaugh is not hired, I would spend less time obsessing over Michigan football and start spending more quality time with my family, bettering myself, and serving the community.  Let's hope it doesn't come to that.

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MaizieGoBlue

December 16th, 2014 at 7:56 PM ^

in all seriousness, if we don't land Harbaugh, I feel sorry for the next coach. fans will always have the "what if's" and short of winning multiple NC's, he doesn't start a chance. As fans, we need to remember, "no man is more important than the team" that said, all I want for Christmas is Harbaugh at Michigan where he belongs.

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TheFrigz

December 16th, 2014 at 8:25 PM ^

If we don't get Harbaugh, I'll immediately go into my room and sleep for 96 hours straight, then wake up, run around my house naked 3 times, buy a cat (which I will take excellent care of) and name him Jim (no relation), drive to the nearest grocery store and purchase exactly 7 eggs which I will then eat raw, crash my car into a brick wall, and skip home with a jump rope while crying, smiling, and singing Rihanna's greatest hits.

Then again, this is my plan if we do get Harbaugh too.

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