Coaching change
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as the losses mount in Tuscaloosa and Columbus, it is firmly believed by many that Saban and Meyer are trying to get out of their gigs and look for something better
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after Michigan finishes the season 3-9, everyone expects a wholesale change in the football program to occur quickly with the firing of Hoke and the hiring of a new coach
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many people have connected these dots and have posited the following:
- Urban Meyer will be Michigan's new offesive coordinator
- Nick Saban will be Michigan's new defensive coordinator
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this will be a major step up for both men inasmuch as they now will have to win without cheating.
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this is widely held belief among coaching circles
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what people are not clear about is who the new head coach will be. opinions range from Bill Belichik to Jon Gruden
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yes
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these people, however, do not KNOW the future
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THE KNOWLEDGE, on the other hand, knows not only the future, but also the information about the future
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THE KNOWLEDGE has appeared again in this time of coaching uncertainty to reveal the future
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yes
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the problem is that president Schlissel is a mole planted by a consortium of osu backers supported by a fund from the dead Steinbrenner, the osu booster who torpedoed Michigan's 2001 season and beyond by signing Drew Henson to baseball
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yes
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thus, THE KNOWLEDGE can clearly reveal that these assumptions are wrong
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in 2015, Michigan's AD will be David Brandon
in 2015, Michigan's football HC will be Brady Hoke
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yes
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those that don't believe this don't understand anything about THE KNOWLEDGE
when these revelation come true as the passge of time makes the future the present, THE KNOWLEDGE shall soar and leave every doubter in a trail of dust
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yes
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October 8th, 2014 at 11:04 AM ^
I used to like THE KNOWLEDGE's postings b/c they had the aura of invincibility, PLUS usually predicted something not entirely unrealistic so you'd think, hmm, maybe he is from the future.
But he "jumped the shark" here, if I'm using that idiom correctly. By predicting that OC/DC combination, which I believe would VIOLATE THE LAWS OF PHYSICS (because of the nuclear reaction that would be caused by Saban and Meyers being in close proximity for so long, like smashing two protons together too closely), it's obviously a joke and can't even be remotely taken seriously. So, THE KNOWLEDGE, you're getting a little wild as you get longer in tooth. Color me not impressed.
HOWEVER.. if you remove the OC/DC nonsense...the prediction that the AD and HC stays the same for next season is, well, both sobering AND sadly realistic. And if that's really just what the prediction is, I have to give THE KNOWLEDGE credit for saying our darkest fears that, unfortunately, are likely 49% probable.
But I still put my 51% probability on the AD being fired sometime in the next month or two.
October 8th, 2014 at 12:10 PM ^
I laughed at the Meyer/Saban stuff. THE KNOWLEDGE knew that it would be funny.
Sadly, THE KNOWLEDGE also predicted what I am absolutely terrified will be the case next year: Brandon/Hoke.
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October 8th, 2014 at 5:46 PM ^
Why would you tell us of this dark and dismal future.
Can it be changed?
October 8th, 2014 at 9:15 PM ^
October 9th, 2014 at 9:32 AM ^
You spelled passage wrong. But I bet you already knew that, and in turn knew that I would call you out for it. Must be part of some master plan to out me as an a-hole. Well played.
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