Which offensive philosophy do you want to see on Saturday?

Submitted by Big Boutros on

1. Rep only your most basic plays, get a boring win, and put nothing on film for B1G opponents?

2. Rep your hardest, weirdest plays and light SMU on fire?

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MichiganFan1984

September 12th, 2018 at 8:03 PM ^

I guess I’ll post here since the mods couldn’t give me the respect of letting everyone know my intentions because they deleted my thread. I would normally say my intentions aren’t important but since I seem to be so hated I guess it’s important everyone knows where I have gone. I glitched two threads because my WiFi couldn’t keep up with all my accounts open. Also I wanted to give one last chance to neg since it means so much to many of you. 

Im imposing a 6 month ban on myself from posting. I’m truly sorry I annoyed so many of you. I will leave you with some words from my home country... sai anjima.

Joined: 04/18/2018

MGoPoints: 2001

xtramelanin

September 12th, 2018 at 8:54 PM ^

can you wipe them all away?  i'd ask you to tube the lot of them (mk, jjh, 1984, skyp, et al).  and can i/we ask that you tube the couple of stupidly unpleasant ohio kids, 0-6 and spilled milk, amongst them.  there are some pretty cool rival fans on this board, but those two are not among them.  

thanks for all your thankless (and assumedly pay-less) duties. 

Joined: 12/09/2014

MGoPoints: 15439

jimmyjoeharbaugh

September 12th, 2018 at 8:56 PM ^

Hey LSA, you made a mistake banning me; i explained several times in my comments how i wasn't at all connected to that MK/Mfan drama, to no avail.  if anybody took the time to compare the accounts it would be easy to see that i'm not an alt of one of those guys - i have no idea if any of them are/were connected, but i'm not.  and you could figure it out easily with a brief application of that LSA degree. 

But since you're suddenly swinging the banhammer around, here's a suggestion from my new (and second ever) account which you'll probably ban immediately.

it's pretty dang annoying that i couldn't even comment on a thread the last few days without getting dragged into all that bs - so if you really want to parcel out justice, why don't you aim your weapon at the people who went on the attack every time they got triggered by a username.  someone literally said "i've never hated a user as much as you" to me, because of whatever issue they had with one or more of those other accounts i have nothing to do with.

so if your capacities are too limited to do a bona fide look at my post history and figure out i wasn't the instigator here, ban me if you must.  but you'd be better off silencing the trolls who wouldn't even let me comment without dragging me right back into it. 

Joined: 09/12/2018

MGoPoints: 5474

Ginuvas

September 12th, 2018 at 9:52 PM ^

You are trying to make something enjoyable and make it unenjoyable for everybody else. You’re a turd; if you could’ve stopped yourself from being a turd with one of your accounts maybe people wouldn’t have connected the dots. People won’t have to wonder if a new account is you because your turdness will make it obvious. Friggin turd.

Joined: 03/13/2012

MGoPoints: 794

jamesjosephharbaugh

September 12th, 2018 at 8:34 PM ^

here's some irony for all you STDs out there. by continuing the stream of hatred and abuse of these usernames - who more than likely have nothing to do with one another - you're just going to drive us all to abandon our accounts and ACTUALLY create alternative accounts.  yes, you heard me correctly, MGoHorde, it's a self-fulfilling prophecy.  We don't have multiple accounts today but because of your antics, we'll all be using a second account soon enough.  

So joke's on you, MGoBoarders, because now you will secretly wonder about EVERY SINGLE NEW USER and whether they are Mineral King, or MFan1984, or me, or ALL OF US, and the fact that you'll never know for sure if any new account is legit will drive you up the wall.

enjoy the psych ward, haters.

Joined: 10/17/2016

MGoPoints: 495

jimmyjoeharbaugh

September 12th, 2018 at 10:41 PM ^

i got banned for not sure what...but a couple guesses:

- presumed association with the multiple account person (unfounded, untrue)

- saying oh hey look, dylan is qb #2, maybe mineral king was right

- calling all these people haters and STDs 

If the answer is the last one, it's just wild that i'd get banned for a comment like that but everyone else is allowed to run around with pitiful abusive language and name calling.

but i think the real answer is i just got caught in the crossfire of the multi-ban handed out to all those accounts tonight even though my only connection to the whole situation was the post that said dylan was #2 and maybe mking was right. 

at any rate it looks like mking, 1984, skypanther, spilled milk, and my original jjh account are gone now.  so congrats to the board, you're free of the back and forth between the 2 main offenders and also free of the low-effort posts. 

i'm still innocent and will be waiting for my apology from the mods, looking at you, LSA2000. not to mention rehabilitation of my point totals from before the drama and false accusations.

but if i was banned because i said something offensive with the STD/haters comment, well there's a lot worse drivel that gets spewed at people on this board daily, so if that's my crime, then the ban hammer shouldn't be finished yet. 

Joined: 09/12/2018

MGoPoints: 5474

jimmyjoeharbaugh

September 13th, 2018 at 8:55 AM ^

I wasn't right every time.  I figured out mking, 1984, jjh, skypanther and spilled milk were gone, but no, i wasn't right every time.  i mean it's pretty easy to decide which usernames to check first based on the recent board posts.  there may have been others banned that i didn't check.  i wouldn't be surprised as it seems like LSA was swinging the hammer around with reckless abandon. 

you're jumping to conclusions with literally nothing backing you up except your preconceived notion.  unfortunately you can't see my post history anymore but i promise you if you compared my account with those others, you'd immediately be able to tell my style is quite different. 

Joined: 09/12/2018

MGoPoints: 5474

AZBlue

September 12th, 2018 at 8:40 PM ^

Actually I will enjoy content from every new user until they become an obvious troll.  At that point I hope the ban process for the mods has been streamlined.

These posts scream “Me! me! Me!!!!!!” Just like a lot of the previous posts by these accounts...

Joined: 09/14/2008

MGoPoints: 16854

Northfielder

September 13th, 2018 at 9:04 PM ^

I don't know dude. I've been here quite some time, usually just reading, but have posted quite a bit lately. I've never had a problem with the ban hammer being used on my ONE account. I love Michigan athletics, but have a life and don't have the time or inclination to create additional accounts. 

Relax on the fucking drama...you seem very narcissistic to say the least.

Enjoy the Blog for what it is and quit trying to make it about you. Quite frankly, you just aren't that interesting.

Have a nice day.

Joined: 05/19/2015

MGoPoints: 559

PopeLando

September 12th, 2018 at 9:14 PM ^

Since you will undoubtedly read this to feed your ego, you're not hated. You're nothing'd. You - like the trolls before you - tied your sense of self worth to this message board. That's messed up. Get help if you need it.

You're the guy who the board figured out and kept the ruse going. You kept playing the game, but fooled nobody. You weren't an antagonist,  you were an annoyance. 

Neither are you falling on your sword. You want to be eulogized, you want the hate. I don't hate you. Nobody does.

Joined: 08/01/2015

MGoPoints: 68646

Winchester Wolverine

September 12th, 2018 at 9:39 PM ^

Absolutely perfect response. Nobody gives a flying rat's ass, but it's obvious that the guy thinks he's important. 

From an objective view, most of us tie our reputations into what we post; we want to portray ourselves positively, even though we largely remain anonymous. But I highly doubt most of the people here care much more beyond that. I could be caved today and I might be upset about it for a few days, but eventually I'd get on with my life.

There's quite a few guys (and gals) here that I really like, and I enjoy reading their perspective on a lot of topics. In a way, it feels like I know some of you personally, even though I never will. That's what makes this place a truly unique thing to be a part of, besides sharing in our fandom of course. That being said, investing your self worth here, or any anonymous internet gathering, is a different thing entirely, and indicates a few issues with mental health.

Get outside, make friends. Life is bigger than a screen name (or 12).

Joined: 01/07/2015

MGoPoints: 19166

The Baughz

September 12th, 2018 at 8:02 PM ^

The one that wins by 40+ points and not the one that struggles against Air Force and Cincinnati. I would like to see some more deep shots though. Also, let’s get DPJ a couple of touchdowns so aaamich doesn’t question his production anymore.

Joined: 10/08/2010

MGoPoints: 31913