we might need to start a fund for stolen chairs, etc.

Submitted by matty blue on January 9th, 2024 at 6:40 AM

some sort of crime wave in houston being conducted by the team.

looks like the folding chair thing has gone too far and some players have absconded with some logo-ed locker room chairs, presumably so they can wave them over their heads in their dotage (ed. note: AS THEY SHOULD).

https://x.com/yahoosportscfb/status/1744594853479264614?s=61&t=RXc5fcpfiPJBICMYVeRaBA

apparently harbaugh stole a mini-fridge, too.

https://x.com/jasonfitz/status/1744603438468452390?s=61&t=RXc5fcpfiPJBICMYVeRaBA

someone should set up a gofundme, or in this case, a gof***yourself.

Midukman

January 9th, 2024 at 6:47 AM ^

We need an NIL to sign Minter for life. If you would have told me we’d hold Washington to 13 I’d have said we’d win by 21….OH WAIT!

RED DAWN

January 9th, 2024 at 6:49 AM ^

This is so good.  This Freaking Team is Awesome.

 

Didn't want to start a new thread but my second favorite coach in college is now Houston's Willie Fritz with this Ryan Day zinger regarding coaches at the lower levels moving up.

 

"Sometimes, guys start on third base and think they hit a triple. I learned something by going around the bases.”

 

UM2LosAngeles

January 9th, 2024 at 7:52 AM ^

I've got my family here. I don't have any hobbies. I don't fish. I don't golf. I don't hunt. I don't do any of that stuff. I work and I hangout with my family and that's it.
 
"You know a lot of people start on third base and they think they hit a triple. You know it took me a long time to get around the bases. I finally got my home run by getting this job, it's a dream, here at the University of Houston.

Grampy

January 9th, 2024 at 6:53 AM ^

Consider it an interest payment for a season of abuse at the media. Or call it payment for having to stand next to Reece Davis on the victory stand. 

Romeo50

January 9th, 2024 at 8:08 AM ^

Pump it up! I'll contribute to the critic GoFuckYourself Account. Attack these flaccid, inadequate little mouthpieces with an enthusiasm unknown to man.

East German Judge

January 9th, 2024 at 8:19 AM ^

So the media can tell the other idiot fanbases that we needed to steal something!!!!  😎

We are the Champs!  Fuck THEEE ohio, staee, big 10 commish, pete finebaum, and everyone else who called us cheaters. BITCHES!!!