Story on MBB Pete Kahler's Family
I saw this on the notebook of umhoops and really don't know how this hasn't been posted. It'll be a bit dusty in here after reading this story.
Anyway, the story is about our new Director of Basketball Operations and his family's experience over the last year and a half. You need to read all of this so I'm not even going to bother quoting it.
http://www.cleveland.com/sports/college/index.ssf/2013/05/a_mothers_day_story_of_family.html
It's an uplifting story to be sure, but the OP is a better person than me by not quoting the following passage, which contains a serious Name Of The Year candidate, women's division:
"I cheer for Pete, not Michigan," said his cousin Katie Ann Colliflower Gerkin, who holds an Ohio State undergraduate degree and graduated from the OSU veterinary school.
A cousin named Colliflower Gerkin? Pure win.
Great story, quality people. I hope his mom can enjoy Michigan basketball until Glenn Robinson IV is on the team, playing with his buddies Mitch McGary Jr and Quad Burke.
"It'll be a bit dusty in here after reading this story."
This line is getting old. It hasn't been officially added to the OMG Shirtless auto neg rules, but it's getting close.
BTW - I read the article. It's a great story. It brought a tear to my eye. I don't need to use some cheesy line about cutting onions, allergies, or dust to admit it.
Especially because...can article like thus truly make a grown man cry? I mean...not that there's anything wrong with that. But it seems a tad unlikely.
Edit: your edit now claims that you yourself cried, OMG Shirtless. I now look like a fool.