ESPN has a good Q&A with the not real Bo http://espn.go.com/blog/bigten/post/_/id/105746/qa-with-the-man-behind-fauxpelini
Semi-OT: Faux Pelini Q&A
A Faux Hoke account would consist of nothing but tweets saying "Well...." and "TOUGHNESS".
Also images of pointing. Lots of pointing.
"I'm sorry but the chances of two sharknados happening are zero"
I'm glad that you appropriately labeled this as semi-OT and not completely OT. There will come a day when everything Pelini-related will not require OT tags (a man can dream, right?).
Unless I'm misreading your post, it's almost as if you are longing for Pelini to come to coach Michigan. Which, if it were, like, a good coach, I would be okay with, but they way things are now I interpret as a shot at our current coaches.