risky operation

Submitted by turbo cool on
All I've ever cared about was video games and they made me a millionaire. So maybe I don't know what the Civil War was, or who invented the helicopter even though I own one, but I did beat The Legend of Zelda before I could walk. I'm thinking about getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it.

RunYourPockets

February 3rd, 2009 at 9:40 PM ^

i fucking love that movie. -i call this shit the brown bomber. -why do you call it that? -because when you smoke it, you get so high you shit yer pants -oh i dont wanna do that. i already shit my pants this month

sjastrz

February 3rd, 2009 at 10:05 PM ^

This shit is fucking crazy. I don't know how a lion got into the neighborhood. I heard some growlin' and shit. So my roommate and I, we go to check this shit out. I look up in the tree, and there's the fucking king of the jungle! It was staring right at me. I almost shit my fucking pants. So I ran inside and called the 5 0.