OT - We Can Do Worse Than That!

MGoFriends, I've watched the tail end of OT Season as a lurker, and frankly I'm disappointed.  While we've had some moderately bad threads - you know who you are - at no point did a swarm of flies descend on my monitor.

We can do worse.  I believe in the MGoBoard to have some truly awful thread ideas.  I'm looking for suggestions that would make us pine for another Nike shoe thread.  In short, I'm looking for OT threads that would just be a ... (struggles for the right word) shitshow.

Here are some topics that came to mind:

Topics:

1. Marry One, Murder One, Fuck One – Moderator Edition!

2. No Ragrets - What is your life’s biggest regret?

3. POTUS 2016 – Who You Got? And why?

4. Kate Upton – fit or flabby?

5. Alternate Universe - If 2016 Harbaugh coached 1984 Harbaugh in this offense would 1984 Harbaugh quit or thrive?

6. If you could spend an “intimate weekend” with an MGoBoard member, who would it be and why?

7. Wolverine Devotee – A Psychoanalysis.

8. Favorite MGoSexual Positions – Let’s Hear Them!

9. What’s your Tinder Handle?

10. We know he’s a good coach and a nasty man, but is Mark Dantonio – deep down – loveable?

11. Who’s got a hot mother-in-law? Pictures or it didn’t happen thread!

12. Pit bulls. Great pets with a bad reputation, or bred to kill?

13. Best waffle iron?

14. We probably shouldn’t _____ until Michigan has beaten MSU and OSU. (Wherein we go from beating a dead horse to making dog food.)*

I know you can do better.  Remember, the idea here is to come up with a terrible topic for the board - not to actually discuss them.  So whaddaya got? 

*FWIW, I thought that Mad Hatter's meme, when properly deployed, was like a fine chili con carne - it got better and better over time.