OT: Merry Christmas...a Ryan Day Spoof Song
December 25th, 2023 at 9:41 AM ^
Ryan Day seemed to find out early
How to win from third base with his team
A rich old booster and he won't have to worry
About his Just for Men and shaving cream
Saturday, The Big House isn't friendly
Paying 5 star recruits has its price
Buckeye tears flow since last November
Harbaugh's revenge is cold as ice
Ryan Day told Greg Schiano
He'll send Harbaugh's signals to Purdue
The Buckeye team is as soft as Charmin
Collude, and Purdue will know what to do
Ryan Day hired a private eye
Connor Stalions is in disguise
ESPN just realized
OSU just hired a private eye
The Big Ten wonders how it got this crazy
The Buckeyes didn't come here to play school
Did the Buckeyes tire or did they just get lazy
The Wolverines just made them look like fools
My oh my, Stalions knows how to steal things
He did it so well, not carefully
Ain't it funny what sign stealing does bring
Everybody does it to some degree
Repeat chorus
Ryan Day hired a private eye
OSU hired a private eye
December 25th, 2023 at 10:10 AM ^
Glenn Frey must be rolling in his grave.
December 25th, 2023 at 1:05 PM ^
Glenn Frey was born in Michigan!
December 25th, 2023 at 2:33 PM ^
yeah but we're talking about where he's buried
December 25th, 2023 at 2:53 PM ^
Great! Maybe add a verse about Day’s toughness? 😁
December 25th, 2023 at 9:57 AM ^
Ryan Day wrote Santa to give him his first win against Michigan in almost half a decade.
December 25th, 2023 at 10:32 AM ^
instead, santa gave him coal...
December 25th, 2023 at 11:25 AM ^
Instead, Santa is gonna extend Harbaugh. That's what Presidents do.
December 25th, 2023 at 10:40 AM ^
42-27; It was cold, had the flu
45-23; Just 5 big plays
30-24; Fire McCord
Harbaugh broke born on 3rd
C’ryan Ryan broke the OSU fan base
December 25th, 2023 at 11:14 AM ^
Still amazed by the "just 5 big plays" take. The five big plays were there because of a hyper aggressive defensive approach by OSU and Michigan taking advantage of that. It's not like the plays were flukes.
December 25th, 2023 at 11:43 AM ^
One big play could be a fluke. If there are two, you've got a problem and you make some adjustments. Five? One of those teams is just better than the other.
December 25th, 2023 at 10:59 AM ^
Merry Christmas!
December 25th, 2023 at 1:02 PM ^
Enjoyed this just as much as the previous posting - well done!!
Clearly though, you need a new challenge, so.... what say you to a Ryan Day-inspired parody of the Fabulous Thunderbird's Tuff Enuff?
December 25th, 2023 at 4:05 PM ^
The Buckeyes got run over by the Wolverines
A couple weeks before this Christmas Eve
...
You may think there's no such thing as Santa (Ono)
But as for me and Grandpa we believe