OT: Inside the Actors Studio Questionnaire

Submitted by Big Boutros on
If any of you are unfamiliar with the television program "Inside the Actors Studio," James Lipton always begins the classroom Q & A session with a questionnaire invented by Marcel Proust and "perfected" by French television personality Bernard Pivot. The questionnaire reads: 1. What is your favorite word? 2. What is your least favorite word? 3. What turns you on creatively or emotionally? 4. What turns you off creatively or emotionally? 5. What sound or noise do you love? 6. What sound or noise do you hate? 7. What is your favorite curse word? 8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? 9. What profession would you not like to attempt? 10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Since I consider you all my digital kin, I'd sincerely like to know what your answers would be. I shall start: 1. Zapateria (Spanish for "shoe store") 2. Cunt 3. Extreme cold with evil wind 4. Studying 5. A baseball stadium between innings 6. Other people eating 7. Buttsex 8. Chef 9. Lawyer 10. "Hello, welcome to Heaven. I'm Clint Eastwood." Have at it!

a2bluefan

March 7th, 2009 at 2:06 AM ^

1. Genau ("exactly" in German) 2. Synergy 3. Live performance of beautiful music 4. Being sick 5. The warning bell on the trams in Amsterdam 6. Someone puking 7. Goddamnit 8. Symphony orchestra conductor 9. POTUS 10. "We have every beer in the world on tap."

MMBhorn

March 7th, 2009 at 2:27 AM ^

1. Psychopomp (Beings who take souls to the afterlife) 2. Like 3. Choral Music 4. Being hungry 5. Food being made (especially being sauteed) 6. Things scraping on ice/frost 7. GODDAMN! 8. Executive Chef 9. Doctor 10. Audrey's been waiting for you, also the walk in humidor is to the left. (Audrey is my dog)

lunchboxthegoat

March 7th, 2009 at 2:39 AM ^

1. thanatopsis 2. coitus 3. cleverness/wit/intelligence 4. apathy 5. acoustic guitars playing blues 6. crying children 7. douchenozzle 8. any 9. Nurse 10. Looks like you were wrong.

GNM

March 7th, 2009 at 4:24 AM ^

1. Estacionamiento (Spanish for parking lot) 2. Literally 3. Late Nights 4. Early Mornings 5. Campfires 6. Writing With Chalk 7. The F Word 8. Speech Writer 9. Gym Teacher 10. "Sorry about the Cubs."