OT: Golf and Sex
Seems Tiger isn't the only one using his putter to hole it.
Only posting this to pass the time until September rolls around and we finally see whether or not Michigan football can win again.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/golf/article7093249.ece
April 11th, 2010 at 12:39 AM ^
I'm shocked that rich men away from home tend to cheat, but that's just me.
April 11th, 2010 at 11:23 AM ^
Yeah, its almost as if aliens (or wizards or wizard-aliens), who crashed in New Mexico in the 40's, brought some kind of sex addition disease with them! Wow, rich, powerful men willingly having lots of sex outside of marriage, unbelievable!
April 11th, 2010 at 12:46 AM ^
One of these does not happen much when you are married, therefore you do the other one. Universal rule.
April 11th, 2010 at 12:49 AM ^
I need to be a pro golfer
Damn those wizard aliens. They're casting a spell on our nation's men, making them want to seek out sex outside of wedlock!
Go to Independence Hall and shoot it in its blabber mouth!
Golf has a reputation of having the second-best groupie scene of all sports, only to Formula One. I think it's why the players are so accepting and quiet about it.
so many jokes waiting to spill onto this page that I don't even know where to start.
I feel like Kirstie Alley standing in front of the "Sign of the Beef Carver".
The fact any of these douche bags get paid well to play a game created to keep village idiots out of trouble. Fuck golf.
"Some of the best real estate is wasted on cemeteries and golf courses." -- George Carlin
April 11th, 2010 at 11:28 AM ^
"Another low was when a senior US tour player claimed to St John that when bored on a flight, he would cut a hole in the bottom of his meal tray, stick his member through it and then call the stewardess and say: “There’s something wrong with my mushroom.” "
Anyone else find that hysterical?
April 11th, 2010 at 11:50 AM ^
...unless it looked like this...
April 11th, 2010 at 11:29 AM ^
Of course Tiger's not the only one. Ive been in the golf business for 5-6 years now and have worked all over the country and can tell you he's far from the worst one. He just happens to be the most famous. There are many, many more who are doing the same thing.
So are the pancake waitresses treating you right?
April 11th, 2010 at 11:46 AM ^
Woods crashed his car into two kerbs, a row of shrubs, a hydrant and a tree outside his home in Orlando, Florida.Kerbs? I know the Brits spell some words differently, but that's just weird.
April 11th, 2010 at 11:55 AM ^
It's not unlike the confusion with the word BONK. Bonking is used here in the US to describe when you hit the wall, especially during cycling (mtbing specifically) but in the UK it means having sex.
April 11th, 2010 at 12:53 PM ^
We use a lot of different verbs in the UK to mean having sex or getting/being drunk
eg I was absolutely trolleyed last night or I'm getting ridiculously wall plastered tonight
...get it in the boot!
Guess the "I" isn't really that necessary...
April 11th, 2010 at 12:45 PM ^
The two things you can suck at but still enjoy.
Are both like pizza ...
Fame and success has nothing to do with whether or not a person cheats. Rich people cheat, poor people cheat, middle class people cheat.